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Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Dec 23, 2007
Views: 1244
OMFG! LOL

OT, is it ok if I post these somewhere else, as long as I also put a link to your site?


Posted By: Odd Todd

Posted On: Dec 23, 2007
Views: 1238
RE: OMFG! LOL

Sure ! :-)

happy holidays weekly poll peeps!


Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Dec 24, 2007
Views: 1215
RE: RE: OMFG! LOL

Thanks. :-P

And now Jimmie presents, his holiday rant.

I've got a question. What happened to all the x-mas lights? I remember when I was a kid just about every house had them. I was hoping now that my eyes are fixed (cataract surgery last October, weren't fully healed by Dec.) I'd be able to see the lights without them all blurred together. WTF? There are only a few people in town with lights on this year. The town didn't even bother putting up it's lights. They put a paper in everybody's mail box that "because of funding issues and the new police cruiser we cannot afford the light display" WTHF!? So after paying three speeding tickets this year, and the ****ing taxes on what is supposed to be MY car so I am allowed to drive it, which means it's not really ****ing mine, they cant put up one god damn ****ing x-mas tree?

And what the jingle bell holly hell is going on in stores? K-mart already has Valentines and Easter **** out....!!!! It's like, **** the new year, come buy some worthless nasty **** to show your loved one how much they mean to you, but come and do it now, cause by V day they may leave you and we kinda need your ****ing money anyway.

And work! I'll be lucky to have 20 hours on next payday. How is a bakery at a resort hotel, there are three of us bakers to cover 5 food outlets, not going to have an insane amount of hours this time of year?

Thats another thing, how is it that when I was at Burger King making $6 an hour I was doing ok, not great, but the bills were paid and I had a little left over. Now I make $8 and I'm ****ed...? I don't have any more bills to pay? All this payday went to presents for the kids, and there not even mine! At least it didn't all go to something useless. I cant wait to see their faces. They don't get much at home, their dad's a useless drunk and drugged up piece of human flesh that needs to die before he hits one of them again and I end up in prison for life...Anyway...

Well...I feel a little better. I'll have to put on a happy face for the kids. My little cousins are coming down in a few.

HAPPY WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE!!! AND GOOD VIBES TO ALL!!!


Posted By: Komodo Master

Posted On: Dec 24, 2007
Views: 1207
RE: OMFG! LOL

I think the answer to all your questions are 2 simple words - West Virginia.

Lights cost money to buy, maintain, put up, take down, and turn on. Moonshining revenues are probably down in that backwater town of yours so they had to cut out the decorations. Around here Christmas decorations are just as gaudy as ever. We don't just have lights. Now every house needs 30 inflatable characters as well.

All of our stores are still in full Christmas swing. I should say all of the stores I would go to. K-Mart? Who the hell goes there? There is a reason they have been on the verge of bankruptcy for the past decade. I have a job, speak in complete sentences, and have no history of inbreeding in my family so I don't go into Wal-Mart and can't comment on what they have for sale.

I think you answered the third one on your own. Resort Hotel...West Virginia... I am sure they are as busy as a scuba school in Death Valley.

It sounds like you aren't very good at math if you can't figure out why you make $2 more and have less money. It is probably as simple as you either don't work as many hours or you can't handle money. Even if you were working full time at $8 that doesn't add up to a whole lot these days so you shouldn't be surprised that you have no money.


Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Dec 24, 2007
Views: 1196
RE: OMFG! LOL

No, no. Rant means you don't talk, or matter. That was a me moment. LOL

So you don't do walmart, k-mart (which means you don't do Sears either, same company) so where the hell do you shop? Target? Same as K-mart. Macy's? Again, the same thing, just higher prices. Maybe were missing something here in WV. Um...how many times have I put this place down myself? I already know what kind of **** hole this is. I ****ing live here. The only good thing here is that my rent is $250 a month, which includes all utility's. Locals come to me to fix problems, apparently for standards here I'm pretty smart (scary ain't it, lol) Lets see...what else is good here...well, I can go hiking and not breath in smug.


Posted By: tuxedo

Posted On: Dec 24, 2007
Views: 1192
RE: OMFG! LOL

I think you have a point here, i was driving around with friends the other night trying to find light up lawn reindeer to put into...compromising situations...and they were WAY more scarce than last year. I need people to pretend they arent tacky and hideous so i can have some holiday fun.


Posted By: Komodo Master

Posted On: Dec 24, 2007
Views: 1181
RE: OMFG! LOL

You really think you are going to post on this forum and nobody is going to reply?

No I don't shop at Sears or Macy's. Occasionally Target if I need something simple. It is a big step up from Wal-Mart or K-Mart.

If you know that West Virginia is such a ****hole, then don't act so surprised that your town is too poor to put up lights or the local "resort" has no business. I personally don't think the low rent is worth the trade -off. I'll keep my big house on my big lot AND my clean air.



Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Dec 25, 2007
Views: 1175
RE: RE: OMFG! LOL

um...yeah... I thought the "LOL" at the end of that would have dropped a little hint...whatever...


"I'll keep my big house on my big lot AND my clean air."

Well, I guess our two story five bedroom house on an acre is a little small...again, less smug here, ok, you get that? "Smug" not smog. I guess your not a South park fan.

K-mart-Target= same ****, different company. Target does have a better mascot...the dog is way better than a blue light bulb.

Anyway, whatever. None of this really matters. Happy x-mas and all that. Have fun today everybody.


Posted By: Medusa

Posted On: Dec 25, 2007
Views: 1159
RE: OMFG! LOL

We should be able to click on more than one answer this was funny!


Posted By: Komodo Master

Posted On: Dec 26, 2007
Views: 1147
RE: RE: OMFG! LOL

Typical Dragonmaster. You still think you can post some crazy rant and then nobody will reply. This is not your blog. If you don't want replies, don't post here.


"I guess our two story five bedroom house on an acre is a little small"

I have seen pictures of it. Yes it is very small. No way could I be comfortable with that small house or small yard. Granted your monthly rent wouldn't get you 3 days in my house so it isn't like you have a choice. BTW, with your past record on spelling, don't be surprised when people think you meant smog instead of smug. I don't ever have to breathe in "smug" either but I would take that over the odor of alcoholism, domestic abuse, tooth decay, incest, black lung disease, and sloth.

Either you don't go into Target or they have to dumb down the store for the locals because Target is nowhere near the same as K-Mart. Even if every item were the same I would still prefer Target. When I go there I don't leave feeling like I need a shower. I can't say the same for Wal-Mart and K-Mart.


Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Dec 26, 2007
Views: 1132
RE: OMFG! LOL

um...yeah...I guess I'll try this again, see if you get it this time. Last try now, ready? The "LOL" would be me laughing at my own comment, knowing good and damn well somebody was going to reply. (eye roll, and they talk about us in WV)

How have you seen a pic of my house? I've never posted a picture of it online? Aww, are you a stalker? LOL, I haven't had on of those in awhile. There kinda fun. The last one even left me a letter on my car. I'll scan it in one of these days, anyway, were was I...?

"Even if every item were the same I would still prefer Target"

Oh...so your one of those corporate pussys. Either that or a stuck up ****. Let me ask you something. If you could get an item at, lets say Target, or at Dollar Tree. There the same item, brand, same everything. Target's is $10 and the one at Dollar Tree is $1. Are you one of the idiots that go to Target and pay more? Just to say you didn't go to the discount place? Wow...you voted for Bush twice didn't you? LOL You don't breath in smug, you create it, LOL


Posted By:

Posted On: Dec 27, 2007
Views: 1108
RE: OMFG! LOL

OMFG! You just got served by Fagonmaster.


Posted By: Komodo Master

Posted On: Dec 28, 2007
Views: 1088
RE: RE: OMFG! LOL

Ah, poor fake Dragonmaster doesn't like it when people point out how stupid he is. I do have to admit, you were doing a really good job imitating him. Either that or you are the original and yet again you lost track of your lies. The original Dragonmaster did post photos of his house and yard. As for stalking him, the dude couldn't afford to pay me to stalk him.


"so your one of those corporate pussys. Either that or a stuck up ****"

When I am out shopping, I don't like being around people like Dragonmaster. I don't want to have to maneuver around the 400 pound women and her twin 200 pound 6 year olds to get down an aisle. I will gladly pay more just to not be surrounded by relatives of the hillbilly family on the Simpsons. If I had to live in a shoebox and made almost nothing, I might reconsider but since I make more in a couple hours than Dragonmaster makes in a week I don't have to. It's one of the perks of working hard and being successful.


"Target's is $10 and the one at Dollar Tree is $1"

You pulled the calculator out for that one, didn't you?


"you voted for Bush twice didn't you"

I voted for him zero times. I have called him an idiot long before he was pseudo-elected. Nice one dip****. Not everyone that is rich is a Republican.


"LOL You don't breath in smug, you create it, LOL"

Really? You laughed at that one twice? That is one of the dumbest things written in a long time and you are honestly trying to say you laughed twice writing it? Wow. That is sad even for a Dragonmaster impersonator. The only thing mildly amusing there is you spelled breathe wrong.


Posted By:

Posted On: Dec 28, 2007
Views: 1084
RE: OMFG! LOL

Sad You still got served. Your comeback doesn't even fit what he said. Lame


Posted By: theo

Posted On: Dec 28, 2007
Views: 1079
RE: OMFG! LOL

your opinion doesn't matter. i'm sure it hurts hearing that coming from someone other than your mother


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