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Posted By: Zack Posted On: 10 days ago Views: 54	To everybody No comment.
Posted By: Michael Tempest Posted On: 11 days ago Views: 66	96.9FM....Back for more? DAMN!! We're back and so is nina. N.T.: Dinner is almost ready. Are you hungry? M.T.: For what? N.T.: Food,Dammit!! M.T.: Oh yeah, are you ready for this interview? N.T.: Which one is it? M.T.: The sheepwacker that didn't **** you off. N.T.: Zack?...Yes, put him through. M.T.: Zacky Sheepwacker...HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA...welcome back to 96.9FM!! Zack: I'm not a sheepwacker!! N.T.:Calm down,zack. He's just messing with you. What's on your mind? ZACK: First, I never had anything bad to say about you,nina. CJ is wrong for insulting you. N.T.: Thank you, zack! ZACK: He is bringing both of us down. I'm ****ing sick of it and he can save his own ass from now on. M.T.: I must admit that I'm impressed so far. I have some questions that I want to ask you. ZACK: Go ahead. M.T.: Are you and zack an item? ZACK: Hell no!, He wishes that I was interested in him. But I have and always will like girls. M.T.: Good Man! So what happened on that trampoline? ZACK: CJ and I were practicing wrestling moves. I was kicking his ass and he spit on me. So I kicked his ass even worse. N.T.: Does CJ really hate pro wrestling? ZACK: No way! He loves it. His favorite wrestlers are hornswaggle and goldust. M.T.: GOLDUST!?!?!?!? ZACK: Yeah, I know that's strange. But so is cj. M.T.: I have nothing against Dustin..I mean Goldust!! I feel bad for him and hornswaggle that cj may become their rabid fan...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! N.T.: Now, cj claims to be this great athlete. I read his blogs and all he seems to do besides picking fights with michael.. M.T.: I'd kick his scrawny ass...HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! N.T.: I know,dear. I'm trying to mask a question. M.T.: Right! Sorry. N.T.: Anyway...How much of this is fact and how much of this is bull****? ZACK: We'll we won the championship in baseball. But cj was on the bench. M.T.:Really? ZACK: Yeah..he was a fourth string right fielder!! M.T.: What about his football and 9 TDS? ZACK: CJ has only rushed for 9 yards. So we got sick of him and wanted to throw him off the team but our coach found a different position to him to help the team. N.T.:And what is that position? ZACK: He's our waterboy. M.T.: A waterboy...HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAAAHA!!! ZACK: Yes...and when we have to go to the bathroom,he hangs a bucket around his neck so we can **** in it. That position is called the **** boy. M.T.: ****boy....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! N.T: Finally, his wrestling achievements. Are they real? ZACK:He does wrestle. he has a record of 2-40 over the past 2 years. M.T.: What?? Who did his two wins came from? ZACK: No one. He won by forfiet!! He's been pinned 40 times and for some stupid reason, he is smiling after he gets pinned!! N.T.: He's not upset that he lost? ZACK: After he gets pinned, he wants his opponent to stay on top of him. M.T.: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! N.T.: Zack, I want to thank you for clearing the air for us about cj. ZACK: Glad to do it,nina!! N.T.: Well, dinner's ready and we have to chow down. M.T.: Can we wait five minutes so my stomach can recover?? That was funny and gross at the same time. N.T.: Let's go, big man. This is 96.9FM. signing off.
Posted By: Michael Tempest Posted On: 11 days ago Views: 65	96.9FM...The Return. Hi fans...We're Baaaaaaccccckkkkk!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, it's your favorite vampire,Michael Tempest/M.T. back on the airwaves. My wife,nina, will be joining me soon. She's cooking dinner. Anyway, let's get to our 1st caller. CALLER 1: Hi, I'm Brooke from Tampa,Florida. Michael, if you were a guest host of raw, what would you do? M.T.: I'm glad you asked that question. McMahon would freak if I was in charge. First, I would strip cena of the wwe championship for being such a bore...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...then I would ban cena, michaels,HHH,and the legacy from my tournament to crown a new wwe champion. Then, I would have chavo guererro win the wwe championship over hornswaggle. I mean, the guy deserves a break!! But then, in an ingenious twist, I would have chavo defend the title against the world champion,The Undertaker. Undertaker tombstones chavo and becomes the undisuted wwe world heavyweight champion. That's what I would do. CALLER 2: Hey,it's chris from Boston. Tell me this isn't true. Is ric flair getting married again? M.T.: Even as we speak, flair is tying the knot again. I have no idea why. It's his fourth time. I don't like being in debt. Maybe he does. It makes no sense to me. CALLER 3: Hi, It's George from Santa Fe. Do you think that Hulk Hogan will make that big of an impact on TNA? M.T.: No, I don't. He is getting alot of money. That's great for him. He has a psycho ex-wife to support. It won't be a win situation for TNA in my opinion. CALLER 4: Hi, I'm fred from New York City. Do you see brutus beefcake and the nasty boys following hulk hogan to TNA? M.T.: I liked Knobbs and Saggs when they were in their prime 20 years ago!! But, if hogan's smart, He won't have them wrestle. I have a very bad feeling that beefcake wil be wrestling for TNA. If he does, vince will laugh it off and continue banging his mistress of the day. CALLER 5: I'm heather from Atlantic City. Do you see kurt angle still wrestling for TNA now that hogan is running it? M.T.: Alot of questions about TNA. That doesn't normally happen...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'll put it this way. Booker T. is leaving TNA. Samoa Joe is getting a huge push and A.J. Styles is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion. I think that vince will see this and make angle a nice offer to come back to the wwe. I say that angle should retire with the neck problems that he has. But, it's up to him now. We're going to a commercial and we'll be right back.
Posted By: CJ Posted On: 11 days ago Views: 43	WTF WHY NOT ME RICK
Posted By: Rick Posted On: 12 days ago Views: 41	M.T. I actually like your version of the "New Brood". I can actually see that working, only, it would have to be a younger Kevin Sullivan with them. You should have been in the creative team, you are in the wrong career. One other misprint is the Boggey Man. Although I think he was a great additive to the WWE, he really doesn't fit in any group and is much better a loner.
Posted By: M.T. Posted On: 12 days ago Views: 44	WHOOOPS!!! I meant BITCHES...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!!
Posted By: M.T. Posted On: 12 days ago Views: 43	CJ...You're a waste of sperm. Please!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'd beat the **** out of you in a heartbeat!! You insulted my wife,remember?? But, since you are still a ****ty little minor,I'll pass on whooping your ass!! I know what this is about. You're JEALOUS!!! WHY? Because ricky invited stevie and me into his new group and not you!! Gee..I can't be so hated if ricky is inviting me into his new brood...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Your 9TD's aint gonna help you in a fight against me. Neither are your wrestling skills that you claim to have. Really...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA....be proud of the tag team that you have with zacky even though you both suck....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! Form your own faction. Get four friends(if you have that many...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH) and call yourselves the Varsity Vaginas. You cry like bitshes so the name fits...HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BANG HER AND FANG HER!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Posted By: CJ Posted On: 12 days ago Views: 37	Fight me Fight me M.T.Everybody on this site hates u ass hole.this would not work Me zack steve and rick would own your ass
Posted By: M.T. Posted On: November 9th Views: 41	PPPPPPHHHHHBBBBTTTTT!! The New Brood?!?!? AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!! Don't insult one of the best factions ever. If I wanted to create a new brood, I'd want gangrel,boogeyman,thorn and ariel. To top off my new brood,I would have "The master of Darkness" Kevin Sullivan and Paul Bearer managing us. Now that's a New Brood!! You're right.Stevie. You may be a tough little ****, but you're too small and too old for pro wrestling. Ricky, suppose I did take you up on your ...Cough..Cough..offer. Who are we supposed to fight? The sheepwackers(zacky and cj)??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That would be quick. after we're done beating the **** out of them,who's next?? Thanks for the..."COUGH!!"..offer. But, I'llstick with my version of my new brood. BANG HER AND FANG HER!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!
Posted By: Stephen Faust Posted On: November 8th Views: 42	Zack.... I was a powerlifter. Even though I am small in height, I still wrestled in high school and was a nationally ranked powerlifter. Of course, I was much lighter too. I weighed 120 lbs and was benchpressing 225 lbs. and deadlifting almost 300 lbs. No steroids. That would have killed me. Now that I'm married and have retired from competitive lifting, I still lift weights. But much lighter due to some shouler and wrist injuries on my left arm. I know that I'm not a big guy. I've dealt with that my whole life. But no matter what size you are, You can accomplish anything that you put your mind to. Look at Rey Mysterio and A.J. Styles. I have met styles and he is only about 5'8" tall. Yet, he is one of the best wrestlers that is around today. As I told rick, I'm dreaming when it comes to me being a pro wrestler. Was I offered a chance to become one? Yes. By Afa the Wild Samoan. I also got a chance to be in the ring and lock up with "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton of The Midnight Express. He is only 6 ft. and 233lbs. Yet, when I locked up with him, I swear that he could have broken my neck at any time. That's how strong bobby eaton was. The only way that I could have made it as a pro wrestler was as a tag team wrestler. I'm being honest. I'm no where near as athletic as Styles and Mysterio. I'm more of a nunzio/bobby eaton. I can wrestle and I could make it in a tag team where I can do some hig flying moves where I don't twist myself in 6 different directions in mid air. However, the days of great tag team wrestling is past. I'm 40 years old and I really don't see a future for myself in wrestling.
Posted By: Zack Posted On: November 8th Views: 43	To Steve You're only 5'3" and 162 pounds? WOW!!!!!! I always thought since you were a bodybuilder, you were huge! Just incredible...incredible.
Posted By: Rick Posted On: November 8th Views: 42	M.T. Come on, it would be fun. We could be the "New Brood."
Posted By: M.T. Posted On: November 8th Views: 41	Keep dreaming....HAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!! It'll never happen!! Do you hear me?? NEVER!!!!!
Posted By: Stephen Faust Posted On: November 7th Views: 43	I know. Even though I love watching the wrestlers I grew up with more than todays wrestlers, seeing Jimmy Snuka in the ring is painful. Nice fellow,but he shouldn't be in there at 65 years old. Tito Santana still wrestles and still wrestles well and looks in great shape for a 56 year old man. But,he knows that he doesn't want to get back into the ring full time. From what I am hearing and reading on some sites, Hogan will be the primary booker for TNA. He will wrestle occasionaly, but he said that his main job will be to teach the younger wrestlers what old school wrestling is like and turn TNA to that direction. I believe most of the TNA wrestlers know what old school wrestling is but we'll wait and see. I heard Brutus Beefcake,The Nasty Boys will be wrestling for TNA soon. Also,I heard that Ric Flair will also be coming to TNA. Financially, I know flair has to do it,but as you said, it's a shame that he has to. Flair has nothing left to prove. I think you and I would make a good tag team. I still lift although not as heavy because of some injuries. At 5'3" tall and weighing 162 lbs, I would either be a cruiserweight wrestler or a tag team wrestler. There is no way I'm moonsaulting in the ring at my age(lol)!! 25 years ago, when Tag Team wrestling was huge, I would have taken a chance since Ricky Morton and The Dynamite Kid made a good living as tag team wrestlers/World Tag Team Champions and were slightly taller than me. Now, Tag Team wrestling is nearly extinct. That is really sad. Honestly, If I had the pro wrestling career that my favorite wrestler(Tito Santana)had, I would be very happy. I know I'm not big enough to be the World Heavyweight Champion. But (and I am really dreaming on this subject..lol!) I could see myself as a Intercontinental Champion one or two times and World Tag Team Champion several times since that is where my pro wrestling career would be at its strongest if I was a pro wrestler. Now you and I teaming with Tempest and his wife?? That would be interesting(lol). It's nice to dream.
Posted By: Rick Posted On: November 7th Views: 45	Stephen Although I would love to see Hogan back, it is always sad to see my childhood hero's in there way past their prime. I have been hitting the gym for the past 2 years, and think it is a good time to enter the ring. Maybe you, me and Tempest could form a faction, with Nina being our manager. That could be fun. lol.

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