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| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 17, 2008 Views: 567 | Well... First off, sorry for not coming back the other day, not that anybody wanted to hear from my anyway, lol. My boss is in the hospital so I've had to cover the pastry shop while she was gone. I cant wait till next payday, so much overtime...(big grin) Anyway, my changes. I've like to change my last name to Linkous. It's now Meadows now but I don't take after them. I would like to be a little taller, maybe 6"? I wish my man boobs were smaller, as well as the belly size. I'm ok with blue eyes. I wear a 12 wide boot, so my feet are good. Wang size? 12 wide boot, but what guy wouldn't wish it were larger? I wish my hair were longer, and more pale, like it used to be. My arms are have decent muscle tone for a fat ass thanks to the armor stuff, but the rest of me could use some work. Lets see...I wish I had a sex drive, I've been indifferent for the last few years. I wish I were more outgoing...well, I'm done. Lots to do today, latters. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 17, 2008 Views: 565 | RE: Well... I thought of a few more things...LOL. I wish I didn't put off doing all the stuff I need to do today just to write more things nobody cares about anyhow here. How is that for a contradiction? I wish that I didn't sweat constantly even when sitting down. I wish I had the gene or whatever it is that makes a person realize that making armor, liking dragons, and pretending to be all mystical is really stupid. I wish that customers would stop sending their food back when they see that I am the one that made it. I wish my grandma would stop referring to me as Cousin It. I wish I could stop putting salmon on my penis and letting the cats in as my only source of action...(another big grin). I wish that I actually knew how big my penis is. I mean I can feel it down there but I haven't actually seen it for a very long time. It would suck to find out after all these years what I thought was my penis is actually just a big mole or growth. Now I am really done so latters to everyone. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 17, 2008 Views: 559 | RE: Well... I only wish you could see the eye roll I just performed. I am sure it was so massive that I'll hear about an earthquake in California tomorrow. As far as the armor and Dragons, well. I took my fantasies and turned it around so that I can indulge in them and make some money in the process. It's a great stress reliever for the everyday **** we all put up with. What do you do for a hobby? Customers ask for me by name, not all that often, but it happens. I do **** up from time to time. Last week I mixed up my doughs and made pepperoni rolls from cinnamon roll dough. I had them benching at the same time and forgot which was with. Not much difference, just a few eggs and sugar. Nobody said anything, but I knew it wasn't right...anyway, **** happens. Whenever I drive Grandma around to pay her bills and whatnot she always says "home James" whenever she's done for the day, lol. My little cousin does call me Cousin It, LOL. I have long hair and I take it down and put it in front of my face. Luckily I can still see little Jimmie down there, not that he gets used all that much. And the cat thing, eww... Thanks a whole ****ing lot. I didn't need that image in my already ****ed up head. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 17, 2008 Views: 557 | RE: Well... Now I am talking to myself over a message board. I am starting to think everyone around me is right and maybe I should get some serious psychological help. I'm just afraid that if I tell them everything I am thinking they will lock me up forever. I think I'll keep quiet for now. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 18, 2008 Views: 553 | RE: Well... Hell, being committed wouldn't be so bad. Three meals a day, a room, everything would be free. It would be better than prison. I wouldn't have to watch my ass so much. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 18, 2008 Views: 551 | RE: Well... Come on people...laugh. Don't you get it? My ass is so big that watching it is a full time job. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 19, 2008 Views: 546 | RE: Well... Fail... Your doing it wrong... |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 19, 2008 Views: 536 | RE: Well... If you want to sound like me your going to half to have a whiny, lame, overly personnel, long-winded tone with lots of lol's, latter's, and ****'s... lol Also you half to write as if you were oblivious to the fact that no one cares about your personnel life lol latters |