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Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 28, 2008 Views: 1403	Most of these. Well, I wouldn't do the chicken thing, crystal meth, or the rollerskates. I'd do everything else though.
Posted By: hristian S. Posted On: Feb 28, 2008 Views: 1401	RE: Most of these. Including gay sex?!
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 28, 2008 Views: 1398	RE: Most of these. "Have full-on sex with the opposite of your sexual preference" Well, mine is a goth/dark type woman, so I took this as having sex with a bubbly blond type. But yes, even gay sex though I am straight would be worth that kind of money, were in the slow season at work and I need $1800 to get the car fixed.
Posted By: Izzy Posted On: Feb 28, 2008 Views: 1395	RE: Most of these. Girl on girl would be cool, but I like guys
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Feb 28, 2008 Views: 1394	RE: Most of these. ...among many other things. I could finish chef school, since apparently it doesn't matter that I'm a half way decent pastry chef so long as I don't have a degree. IT'S NOT LIKE WERE **ING DOCTORS HERE!! um..sorry, anyway, yeah. No respect from the graduates even though I get stuck training them. My new supervisor just graduated from the pastry program at Pittsburgh, and she doesn't know . I had to show her how to make biscuits! WTF!? Hell, I could get a decent car and still fully rebuild the old Oldsmobile. (I blew the trans...) I should have known adding all the performance to a 20 year old car would have ed it up, but damn she'd run faster than a little boy running from a priest. When I get finished with that car it'll be hotter than two rats **ing in a wool sock in a black car in the middle of Summer durr...well, you get the point.
Posted By: twankle Posted On: Feb 29, 2008 Views: 1350	RE: Most of these. ^ what the hell are you talking about
Posted By: Rico Turn The Radio Up! Posted On: Feb 29, 2008 Views: 1337	RE: Most of these. Well, I hope things pick up for you at work. Can I have a cannoli? Or a black and white cookie?
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 1, 2008 Views: 1318	RE: Most of these. Just give me a few more days and I'll finish up my myspace thingy, I'll have a section in the pictures of some of the things I do at work. I've got a few there now, but I just got this new camera. I haven't updated the rest of the profile in a long time. I'll have to my next day off. I probably shouldn't do this...but what the hell. myspace.com/cinealta_draiodoir
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 1, 2008 Views: 1307	RE: Most of these. I should have put this in last weeks, but here goes. Maybe someone can tell me what the problem is. You know something that **es me off? Every time I go to the bathroom to drop a fudge dragon I have to clean the seat. WTF? I'm sorry that most mens penises are so small that they cannot properly aim, but at least wipe the seat when your finished. God Damn. I don't have this problem, and I'll never claim to be huge, so WTF? Do other guys bother to clean the seat or do they just sit in other mens **? Is this just one of those understood rules that you have to clean the seat? What about putting the seat up before you go? ???...?
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 1, 2008 Views: 1306	RE: Most of these. LOL, wait, wait, I can say Damn but it bleeps Piss? OMFG! LOL Ok, ok, sorry.
Posted By: Rico Turn The Radio Up! Posted On: Mar 2, 2008 Views: 1278	RE: RE: Most of these. You disgust me man. I am disgusted by your answers and your inability to understand the questions. Opposite your sexual preference would be another guy if you are straight and a chick if you are gay. I guess in your case it would mean a human since you probably only have sex with barn animals. I have a hard time believing you are a half way descent anything. If you bake like you do everything else I bet you make a lot of people spend a few days with their heads in a toilet puking their brains out. Don't even try to tell us someone that a culinary graduate can't make biscuits. That is pure bull** on your part. You know what else is bull? The idea that you can learn culinary arts in West Virginia. Maybe it is gourmet to you but the rest of the world isn't interested in how many ways you can cook opossum. Your claim that you tricked out an engine in an Oldsmobile is another lie. People don't trick out Oldsmobiles you ing idiot. She didn't run faster than anything. She probably puked black smoke and shook like it had Parkinson's on a cold winter day. Your performance upgrades probably included an "Oldsmobile" sticker on the windshield, a couple of those deer whistles on the front bumper, and a evergreen air freshener. I bet when the muffler fell off you thought it sounded so cool that you left it off. Driving with the windows down so you didn't die of carbon monoxide poisoning was a small price to pay. Considering how long it took you to learn how to change a tire and fix a toilet, there is no way you can do anything to an engine. Looking at your mySpace page, it is obvious you are into stormtrooper/robot sex. No, that isn't too creepy. Fudge Dragon? WTF?!? What the hell man! Since when did fudge in the shape of a dragon mean several feet of human waste so foul that it is classified a biohazard? If you stood up to you would already know that wet seats aren't caused by aiming problems. When you spray water at high pressure from a couple feet away, you are going to get splashing. That is fixed by simply lifting the seat or, like you, sitting down to like a little girl. I don't think you should be so surprised that people in West Virginia don't lift the seat and just sit in whatever happens to be stuck to it. The other thing you aren't thinking about is that your ass is getting wet not from the seat but from hanging over the sides and laying on the floor. You can fix that very easily by not eating enough food to feed a small battalion every day. I am going to be flying over West Virginia next week. If we go over Beckeley I am going to go to the bathroom at just the right time in hopes it gets ejected out onto that piece of you call a car. If you come out and see your rustbucket covered in blue liquid and **, consider it a performance enhancement gift from me.
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1267	RE: Most of these. What happened to happy RTTRU? Why do we get stuck with opossum? There all over the place, and Louisiana is famous for cooking them, not us. Were not even the redneck state anymore. **, at least we do have tourism here in WV, people come to site see, raft, hike, all kinds of stuff the fat asses like me have a hard time doing, so I cook, lol. If your looking for a place really in the ter, try Mississippi. I don't think anybody has ever said, "I've got two weeks coming up, I have to get to Biloxi" Your supposed to roll down the windows...? Anyway, no stickers for me thanks. It's annoying as to see someone driving down the road in a neon with a neon sticker in the window, like we don't already know you drive a piece of plastic crap. I don't do the deer whistles, I've been lucky so far and haven't hit one, if your alert you can usually see a 200+ animal standing in the road...I'm not gonna get into the Oldsmobile thing to much here, the car started out with a 3.8 liter engine, all you have to do to those older cars is open them up a bit. New air intake, exhaust, high flow fuel pump, fuel injectors, new high flow MAF to go with the air intake, all kinds of stuff help boost it out a bit. Mr. Gasket even makes a kit so I can move the oil filter to make room for a supercharger. You see most of those little ty need for speed wannabes drive little plastic four bangers. Fudge Dragon was just something I'd heard on south park a few moments before I posted this. In the episode where someone takes a crap in the urinal? **, I'm late for work. I'll finish this up latter.
Posted By: Rico Turn The Radio Up! Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1263	RE: Most of these. Hey, the last post wasn't me, just so you know. I'm a happy camper! That imposter has some issues, obviously. Fudge Dragon?!?! That's funny. Isn't that also a Keebler cookie, or am I thinking of something else?
Posted By: Rico Turn The Radio Up! Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1261	RE: Most of these. Oh...and **** you fatass! haha. I guess I am not so happy afterall. Stupid fat hillbillies make me mad. What can I say. You know what makes me happy? Imagining Keebler elves naked.
Posted By: Rico etc. etc. Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1258	RE: Most of these. Ha ha. Naked Keebler elves. That's hotter than naked Smurf chicks.
Posted By: Rico etc. etc. Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1236	RE: Most of these. Oh **** man, I just made a huge mess all over my keyboard if you know what I mean. I have to stop talking about naked Elves and Smurfs. I am pretty happy now but I still hate you fatass.
Posted By: Rico etc. etc. etc. etc. Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1234	RE: RE: Most of these. Spilled your vanilla thick shake, did ya, fatty?
Posted By: Rico etc. etc. Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1231	RE: RE: Most of these. You should know since we are both the same person, psycho.
Posted By: Rico Turn The Computer Off! Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1229	RE: Most of these. No we're not! Yes we are! I am now here. I am nowhere.
Posted By: Cute chick Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1228	RE: Most of these. Hi. Can I **** you?
Posted By: Cute chick Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1227	RE: Most of these. Meant to say "boink" you.
Posted By: Rico etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1222	RE: Most of these. No thanks. I am more into dudes. Short hairy Mideastern taxi drivers to be exact.
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1218	RE: Most of these. Dude, sorry. That always happens to people I talk to. Same thing happened to Beth, Krishbish, and a few others. Not having logins suck so much ass...but OT is cool so we put up with it.
Posted By: Rico etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1217	RE: Most of these. Hey man, it is ok. Hey, speaking of sucking ass..so do you!
Posted By: Real Rico etc.etc.etc. Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1215	RE: Most of these. *heavy sigh* Yup, I see what you mean.
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1213	RE: Most of these. What are you talking about?
Posted By: Real Rico etc.etc.etc. Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1211	RE: Most of these. "Dude, sorry. That always happens to people I talk to. Same thing happened to Beth, Krishbish, and a few others. Not having logins suck so much ass...but OT is cool so we put up with it." Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1210	RE: Most of these. LOL, the last one wasn't even me. See, now that I've noticed the people who really don't have a life will take over this thread. (shrugs) what can ya do? It was fun while it lasted. Well, I'm off to a stupid party at work. I hate employee parties. I cant stand to be around most of these people when I'm being paid to, much less on my free time. Everybody in the kitchen gave me such a hard time about not going that I thing I have to now...probably so they can pour pig blood on me or something. With my luck I'll win a key chain then have to drive half of those drunk ****ers home... Hopefully I'll be able to find a nice secluded corner to hang in till the door prizes are given out. Maybe by the swimming pool...
Posted By: Rico etc. etc. etc. Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1208	RE: Most of these. LOL, well if we are talking about people with no lives taking over this thread I guess that would mean we would be the ones taking over. I know I don't have any life and I know from everything you have posted you have even less of a life. I didn't really need your little party story but since you posted it, I have a hard time believing you when you say everyone wants you to go. I think it is more like one person asked during small talk but you really do want to go because you secretly hope that if you hang out with them, they will stop thinking you might be a pedophile. If you do go, I would suggest that you stop telling stories about your car, being Wiccan, stormtrooper sex, how many days in a row you have had the same underwear on, and how you can attach magnets to your head. If you do that people might stop spraying mace in your eyes. Anyway, have fun you tubby cornholer you.
Posted By: No Name Posted On: Mar 3, 2008 Views: 1205	RE: Most of these. I give the above post a 5 out of 5.
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 4, 2008 Views: 1197	RE: RE: Most of these. I guess the no life thing is a little played out. As far as mine goes lets just say my health hasn't been the best since I was about 10, I have a car that doesn't run and work is about 20 miles from my house, I'm still living with Mom and Grandma even though I built a small (24'x12') apartment to stay in, fix up on the house (like building the deck last year) and I pay out the wazzo for rent. The worst is that I don't have a woman to wake up next to every morning, but I'm not gonna date anybody till I get this **ty life under control. I do, however, work somewhere I love with some pretty good people. I've wanted to be a baker since I was a little kid (the wizard thing didn't play out so well, LOL) and thats what I am. I make a ty amount of money, even for WV $18k isn't all that great. I don't tell anybody that **, thats what this place is for, lol. How do you know about the magnet thing? I don't remember ever posting that one. I wear a pentagram sometimes, if someone asks me I explain, but thats rare. Anyway, I've got the next three days off, I was hoping for an overnight hike but it's pouring rain outside. I'll just play some Morrowind (with a Oblivion mod, among many many others) I cant wait till spring...
Posted By: Real Rico etc. etc. etc. Posted On: Mar 4, 2008 Views: 1189	RE: Most of these. Holy crap man, you should have violin music playing while we read your post. At least serve us some cheese to go with that whine.
Posted By: Rico Turn The Radio Up! Posted On: Mar 4, 2008 Views: 1186	RE: Most of these. Obviously, someone has way too much free time on their hands. You'd think they would put that time to good use- like getting a freaking life of their own.
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 4, 2008 Views: 1184	RE: Most of these. Who's complaining? There are lots of people that have it worse. I don't have it so bad really. Other than the health problems the rest is my fault.
Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Mar 4, 2008 Views: 1179	RE: Most of these. Another reason the world hates us. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/228266/

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