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| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Apr 30, 2008 Views: 696 | Ron Jeremy LoL, proving everyday that hairy fat asses CAN in fact get laid. hmm...so I guess my problem really is the negativity...all well, ****it. |
| Posted By: Ron Jeremy Posted On: Apr 30, 2008 Views: 690 | RE: Ron Jeremy That will only work for you if you have a huge penis, like I do. And it only works in the porn world, not in real life. In the real (non-porn) world I never get laid... because I'm a fat, ugly guy with a big friggin mouth. I only get laid in movies because of my big schlong, and the fact that they can edit out my personality. In other words, tough luck, loser. Lose some weight, get a life, and buy my new Ron Jeremy Penis Pump. Sounds like you need it. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Apr 30, 2008 Views: 685 | RE: Ron Jeremy You know, when I wake up in the mornings and things are gonna be really ****ty. I just think...I have a longer and thicker than average penis and everything looks just a bit little better. Thats the one thing I cant **** up. I just never get to use the ****er, lol, get it? ****er? Aww...what do you people know. (self boo...) Well, I'm never gonna convince anybody here, and I'm not about to post a pic. It's not important enough to bother discussing this further, latters. |
| Posted By: Jeebus Posted On: Apr 30, 2008 Views: 681 | RE: Ron Jeremy Hang on - why are you proud of having a large penis if you're the only person who is ever going to experience it? That's like have a Cadillac but no idea how to drive. Pathetic? No, but boasting about it is pathetic. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: Apr 30, 2008 Views: 670 | RE: Ron Jeremy Cadillacs are pieces of **** anyhow...LOL. I know I said I wasn't going to discuss this further but I have to say I am not boasting or being pathetic. First off I said I was a loser and I never use the ****er (LOL). I am a big fat virgin that is probably going to be virgin for his whole life...whatever. I am just saying that mine is bigger than average and before anyone even says anything...no I don't go around looking at other guys penises...sick ****ers. The average length is 6cm long and I am a good 11cm long and at least 3cm around. Now you can go get a tape measure with centimeters on it and check for yourself...I'm pretty big. That reminds me of the time my brother was bragging about how he had the biggest penis in the house so we had a competition. I came in first and he came in last. Grandma came in second. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: May 1, 2008 Views: 664 | RE: RE: Ron Jeremy LOL, I wish I could compare little Jimmie to a Cadillac. You know whats even more pathetic? You feel so bad about your own penis that you have to impersonate someone else just to even talk about a penis. Wow...thats pretty ****ing sad. About as sad as me talking here on my birthday.... THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! (not that any of you people give a ****) 25 years old today... I feel a little old... 25...I guess it's time to make a bucket list. :-P |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: May 3, 2008 Views: 632 | RE: Ron Jeremy I had a pretty crazy birthday...not that anyone gives a **** but I'll talk about it anyway. My friend Frankie came over and we went out and got a bunch of really cheap beer. We are both unemployed so what other kind is there LOL. Anyway we got pretty drunk and watched a whole bunch of cool sci fi type movies like Narnia, Brazil, and Stargate. We got int oa little argument because I wanted to watch something about Dragons and he wanted to watch SpaceBalls. He can be such a ****nut sometimes...LOL. We spent so much time bitching that we didn't have time for another movie. My grandma makes me turn the TV way down after 9 PM...WTF! I can't wait to move out on my own. We ordered a bunch of those Dominos cheap ass pizzas and I ate 4 whole ones myself. I just took a dump so big it would probably show up on sonar...LOL ****ing crazy **** man. It helped me forget how pathetic I am so that was a plus. Laters! |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: May 4, 2008 Views: 623 | RE: Ron Jeremy I don't have any friends I just hang with. Beer is nasty ass ****, and before any of you kids asks, yes I know what ass and **** taste like. When you grow up you will experience the horror of an accident while eating. Anyway, not that the TMI is out of the way... Not gonna bother with the rest of this ****. Actually my Bday was ok. |
| Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir Posted On: May 4, 2008 Views: 621 | RE: Ron Jeremy That was a terrible impersonation of me LOL. I feel better about myself when someone pretends to be me and says they know what ass takes like. I just wish you were a better impersonator so that I could laugh more. Oh well, gotta go cut the toenails so laters! |