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| Posted By: That's DR. Suess, Bitch! Posted On: May 5, 2008 Views: 100 | Sneezing How about something realistic and believable, like sneezing- loudly and sloppily- on the clear plastic guard over the food, then just keep loading up your plate like nothing happened? Guaranteed at least one person loses their lunch. They were probably overdoing the potato salad anyway, so you'll be doing them a favor. |
| Posted By: Dr. Freud Posted On: May 5, 2008 Views: 85 | RE: Sneezing Stupidest post in a long time. Nice going you little bitch. |
| Posted By: That's DR. Suess, Bitch! Posted On: May 6, 2008 Views: 67 | RE: Sneezing I'm sure you'd rather ejaculate into the celery stalks, but that wasn't one of the choices, Sex Doc. Sometimes a banana... is just a banana. Calm down. Take a cold shower. Think of your mother. |
| Posted By: Dr. Freud Posted On: May 6, 2008 Views: 65 | RE: Sneezing I'm sure you would like everyone to pretend your first post didn't happen but this isn't about me. It is about you are your inability to post anything that has even a slight resemblance to humor. Attempting to deflect your short comings by assaulting me is not going to help you any now is it? |
| Posted By: That's DR. Suess, Bitch! Posted On: May 6, 2008 Views: 61 | RE: Sneezing "short comings" - enough with the sex talk, doc. We get it. |
| Posted By: That's DR. Suess, Bitch! Posted On: May 6, 2008 Views: 59 | RE: Sneezing Oh, and anyone who thinks being told to calm down, take a cold shower and think of their mother as "assaulting" has some issues. You of all people should know that, sex doc. Were you assaulted as a child? Raped by your daddy? You should get therapy for that. Seriously. |
| Posted By: Dr. Freud Posted On: May 6, 2008 Views: 57 | RE: Sneezing Still attempting to deflect attention from your obvious failures by attacking me. You are only delaying your own healing. NDKSN. |
| Posted By: That's DR. Suess, Bitch! Posted On: May 6, 2008 Views: 52 | RE: RE: Sneezing "attacking" |
| Posted By: Dr. Freud Posted On: May 6, 2008 Views: 49 | RE: Sneezing "Denial". "Repression". "Transference". |
| Posted By: That's DR. Suess, Bitch! Posted On: May 6, 2008 Views: 46 | RE: Sneezing "boring". "humdrum". "waste of space". |
| Posted By: Dr. Freud Posted On: May 6, 2008 Views: 42 | RE: Sneezing Much better. You are now being honest about how other people see you. |