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Posted By: Tub

Posted On: May 28, 2008
Views: 605
Fat, lazy car drivers

Nice to see the top 4 answers. What a great outlook for America.


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 28, 2008
Views: 601
RE: Fat, lazy car drivers

I agree, my fellow American. As your President, I think it's about freakin' time to reinstitute my Presidential Council on Physical Fitness. You kids really need to get your fat asses off the couch, stop watching hours of Howdy Doody reruns, and get the Twinkies out of your faces.



Posted By: You Dipshit!

Posted On: May 28, 2008
Views: 591
RE: Fat, lazy car drivers

I guess they kicked your loser ass off the what's happening board so now you are back smearing your verbal feces all over this board. Joy.


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 29, 2008
Views: 583
RE: Fat, lazy car drivers

Obviously, my fellow American, you haven't been there lately or you wouldn't have made such an assinine statement. Or maybe you would have; I won't pretend to know. My job is to lead this country with better physical fitness, this is more of a mental retardation issue, which I'll leave to the experts in that field.

More likely you're the one banned. Khrushchev used to exile his people to Siberia. In this country we don't do that- we just make people gone. Think Lee Harvey Oswald. Gone.


Posted By: You Dipshit!

Posted On: May 29, 2008
Views: 575
RE: Fat, lazy car drivers

" this is more of a mental retardation issue, which I'll leave to the experts in that field."

You and mental retardation are one in the same.


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 29, 2008
Views: 572
RE: RE: Fat, lazy car drivers

"You and mental retardation are one in the same."

That's "one AND the same".

I left the door open for you for a great comeback, and not only did you slam the door in your own face, but your weiner got stuck in the door as it closed. That must hurt, my fellow American- I wouldn't know.

I rest my case. I'd say let's do this again sometime, but up in Cape Cod we were always taught not to make fun of retards or whatever it is you people prefer to be called these days. After all, we must be "politically correct" here in the Oval Office.


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 29, 2008
Views: 568
RE: RE: Fat, lazy car drivers

My fellow Americans,

I proclaim today "Be kind to dogs" day in honor of that fact that I just finished molesting a Collie. Now, I wonder where that Gerbil went.

That is all.


 

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