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| Posted By: Cory Posted On: May 28, 2008 Views: 648 | Watermelon Man What ever happened to watermelon man? I miss his posts about finding "whyte women" and eating watermelon and all that stuff. He was hillarious. Come back dude. At least we still have John "Freakin" Kennedy to amuse us! |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq., D-NYC Posted On: May 28, 2008 Views: 645 | RE: Watermelon Man Thank you for your concern and encouragement, my good man. Everything is fine in my administration. As you may or may not know, last Kwanzaa I was involved in "part-aying" my ass off to the extent that the cheeks of my buttocks actually detached themselves from my body; fortunately, Nurse Shaniqua Johnson from the Free Clinic was there to aid in my recovery. And what a recovery it has been. No longer am I a crack-addled "Mayor" of de parkk bench in bak o de KFC, who be sayin "sheeeit" an "wher de whyte womens be at?". I look back on those days- recent though they were- with some amusement. Rather, I am now involved in politics, hobnobbing with Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and the like, and am actually now a "superdelegate" (with actual superpowers) currently out on the campaign trail, working to get our candidate elected. My campaign schedule does not permit me to contribute to this forum as extensively as in the past, however, wherever we are, my staff and I are always monitoring the conversations contained therein in order to determine the needs of the people. Or "o de peeple, mofos", if you prefer. This Kennedy individual you mentioned- is he involved in politics as well? I know my candidate is currently looking to fill the Vice-Presidential position- perhaps Mr. Kennedy would be an ideal choice for a running mate. |
| Posted By: You Dipshit! Posted On: May 28, 2008 Views: 638 | RE: Watermelon Man Nice way to set yourself up. You can be sure nobody asked for any of your stupid characters to come back so you have to ask for them yourself. Pathetic loser! |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq.- D-NYC Posted On: May 29, 2008 Views: 634 | RE: Watermelon Man You may rest assured that I've never left. If you would like to erroneously assume that I am, as you say, "setting myself up", well, that's your perogative. Ain' nuthin I's cin do bout dats noways, as I might have said at a prior time in my life. I think you get my point. The point being that for you to even contemplate such an action is a truer indicator of who the "pathetic loser" on this forum is. It's also a waste of my time. Why endeavor to "set myself up" when I can just post as freely as you whenever I choose? Because, as Dr. King put it, I have a dream. And you know what it is, Whitey. And after our candidate is in office..... |
| Posted By: You Dipshit! Posted On: May 29, 2008 Views: 625 | RE: Watermelon Man Wow, it took you 15 minutes to write that after your stupd JFK post? It's almost as if you are working hard to be so stupid. |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq.- D-NYC Posted On: May 29, 2008 Views: 618 | RE: Watermelon Man That was not me. While the former President was writing that, I was out pushing old women into traffic. As you can see, you were mistaken yet again. |
| Posted By: lame Posted On: May 29, 2008 Views: 613 | RE: Watermelon Man What a stunningly lame impression. You didn't even try. Better luck next time. Better yet, save yourself the embarrassment and just give up. |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq.- D-NYC Posted On: May 29, 2008 Views: 609 | RE: Watermelon Man Your retort is as limp as my penis which has been out of commission for many many years. |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq., D-NYC Posted On: May 29, 2008 Views: 607 | RE: Watermelon Man Well, you know what they say about imitaion and flattery and sheeeit like that. |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq.- D-NYC Posted On: May 29, 2008 Views: 603 | RE: RE: Watermelon Man I feel honored that someone would take the time to honor someone such as myself. When doctors told my mom that my IQ was so low that I would never be able to do anything but sit on the couch and **** myself, we would have never dreamed that I would rise to this level. Thank you. I have a tear in my eye. It might just be from the infection but beggars can't be choosers. |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq., D-NYC Posted On: May 29, 2008 Views: 601 | RE: Watermelon Man Well, you know what they say about imitaion and flattery and sheeeit like that. |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq.- D-NYC Posted On: May 29, 2008 Views: 597 | RE: Watermelon Man I feel honored that someone would take the time to honor someone such as myself. When doctors told my mom that my IQ was so low that I would never be able to do anything but sit on the couch and **** myself, we would have never dreamed that I would rise to this level. Thank you. I have a tear in my eye. It might just be from the infection but beggars can't be choosers. Like you, I am a dullard that can't think up anything new. I have a hard enough time trying to remember not to stick my fork in the outlet. I guess this paragraph is new so I am not quite as big of a dullard as you. That puts a smile on my bucktoothed face. |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq., D-NYC Posted On: May 30, 2008 Views: 589 | RE: Watermelon Man Well, you know what they say about imitaion and flattery and sheeeit like that... mofo. |
| Posted By: Rep. Watermelon Man, Esq.- D-NYC Posted On: May 30, 2008 Views: 584 | RE: Watermelon Man I feel honored that someone would take the time to honor someone such as myself. When doctors told my mom that my IQ was so low that I would never be able to do anything but sit on the couch and **** myself, we would have never dreamed that I would rise to this level. Thank you. I have a tear in my eye. It might just be from the infection but beggars can't be choosers. |