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| Posted By: Gilligan Posted On: Jun 30, 2008 Views: 618 | Got Ho Monay Here's how much it's cost for men to have sex. Gotta dress right so need $50 to get that part of the wardrobe right to go out be it a new shirt, pair of pants or shoes. Then gotta buy some drinks for the ladies so bring an extra $100 with you. Then you will get to talking to them just to get their number. So you spend $150 just to call them to go out on a date. Gotta do it right. So $50 more bucks to improve the wardrobe, Gotta get that car cleaned spic and span $30 bucks, Gotta get some flowers $30 bucks, then take them to dinner not counting your food and drink $60 bucks just for her. Also gotta do valet parking the $5 for the car and $5 for the valet so they don't do funky stuff and then another $5 fr the maitrre'd to get a good table. Then it's out dancing or to a club, another $100 bucks just for her. Then she probably wants to do something to mek it and extra good night,$50 more. Oh yes, more valet parking at the club $10. So this first date has now cost you $345 then add on the initial $150 to get her number, now you are up to $495. And maybe you'll get a kiss and the invitation to spend more one her. so you do this two more times, $345 time 2 = $690 plus you othe $495 totals $1,185 to find out if she is going to put out of wants to be just friends. Solution, get a whore for $300, splurge on one of the good ones and be done with it. |
| Posted By: stewie Posted On: Jun 30, 2008 Views: 613 | RE: Got Ho Monay Even better solution, find some free porn online and jack off. |
| Posted By: city dba Posted On: Jun 30, 2008 Views: 599 | RE: Got Ho Monay Or, if you're not a loser, you can ask out the cute girl from work, impress her with your charm instead of your wallet, and maybe actually get a girlfriend. |
| Posted By: Gilligan Posted On: Jun 30, 2008 Views: 589 | RE: Got Ho Monay Well Last I remember the old rule of not sticking your pen in the company ink still applies. The reason the cute girl at work is so nice, cuz it's her job to be, duh. I'm sure when she gets home she breaks out the vodka, lights up a capri and kicks the dog. Lotta hell to pay to be that nice during the day. Also could be a nice set up for sexual harrasment and so on. If I ever saw her out, I'm sure the same rules would apply. |