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Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Jul 1, 2008
Views: 672
...why?

Here's a few things I don't get about people. When a man wants more sex it's just natural, he's a man, but when a woman wants more sex she's a slut. ...Why?

Why is it that a man can complain about her not being tight enough, but if he's not big enough and she complains then she's a bitch?

Why is it that it's ok for the man to get off every time, but not the woman, and if she complains about not getting off, or at least wants longer and better sex, she's fridged or a bitch or whatever. Guys, listen, here's the deal, your job isn't done till you think "wow...I really need to find some dry sheets...and maybe a towel for the wall..." OK?

Well, I'm sure there's going to be lots of impersonators on this one, lol. But seriously, go make her happy for a change.



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Posted On: Jul 1, 2008
Views: 669
RE: ...why?

is cinealta draiodoir gaelic for dyke?


Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Jul 1, 2008
Views: 663
RE: ...why?

LOL...what is with the attitude? I can't even be a dyke. I am a virgin still so take my comments with that in mind. I am also very fat and not so attractive so of course I am going to go way overboard pleasing any woman crazy enough to sleep with me. Its not like I have any clue what a real relationship is. The last girl I was really crazy for was a stripper that was engaged to someone else. Unfortunately my life isn't a John Hughes movie so she ended up marrying him and then called me to ask if I would make the wedding cake for free.

Cinealta Draiodoir is gaelic for fat old virgin hillbilly.


Posted By: city dba

Posted On: Jul 2, 2008
Views: 638
RE: ...why?


Did you make the cake?


Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Jul 2, 2008
Views: 633
RE: ...why?

LOL...no I didn't make her the cake. To be honest I was going to but I got so much **** from here about it that I decided not to. She stopped talking to me after that. Oh well...I guess it isn't as bad as my first and only girl friend. She faked her own death to get away from me. How is that for an ego crusher.


Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Jul 2, 2008
Views: 628
RE: ...why?

LOL at impersonations.


Posted By: Cinealta Draiodoir

Posted On: Jul 2, 2008
Views: 622
RE: ...why?

Yea, lol at you. I don't know what the point of that was but whatever I guess.


Posted By: Cynthia Drainodor

Posted On: Jul 3, 2008
Views: 608
RE: RE: ...why?

Can I play impersonator too?


Posted By: Cinnabun Odoreater

Posted On: Jul 3, 2008
Views: 607
RE: RE: RE: ...why?

Me too! Me too!

Will they know it's not the real Cindy Dreidel?


Posted By: Citronella Draperylips

Posted On: Jul 3, 2008
Views: 606
RE: ...why?

I'm so goth I can't stand it.


Posted By: Kaida

Posted On: Jul 3, 2008
Views: 600
RE: ...why?

Anybody know how to remove tire tread marks from their face?


Posted By: Cinnabun Odoreater

Posted On: Jul 3, 2008
Views: 593
RE: ...why?

Why?

Did you get ****faced and fall under your redneck boyfriends truck again?

Or do you always look like that?


Posted By: Cinderella Drainopener

Posted On: Jul 3, 2008
Views: 590
RE: ...why?

For a big fat goth fairy I sure have a lot to say.

Somebody please cast a spell on me or throw me under a bus- anything to shut me the **** up.


 

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