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Posted By: irish cream

Posted On: May 21, 2009
Views: 939
teenage perversion

when I was 16 I put on some lipstick and made a porn video of myself. Mind you I'm a guy.

Posted By: GAAAAY fever

Posted On: May 22, 2009
Views: 933
RE: teenage perversion

So what's wrong with that?

"gunfever" dresses up in his mom's whore clothes, the ones she wears when she's sucking dick behind parked cars outside the Lincoln Tunnel, when he's not in the fourth grade "special needs" class at school.

He's already moonlighted with her a few times- why do you think ALL of his posts concern violent homosexual acts? You are what you eat...

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: May 22, 2009
Views: 908
RE: teenage perversion

i'm annoying

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: May 22, 2009
Views: 901
RE: teenage perversion

i just shit myself again

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: May 23, 2009
Views: 890
RE: teenage perversion

fick u lil bitch ass pussies think u cool ccuz ucan make fun of me long distance u homo **** if u come to my house u wont leave alive ****er nigga ****

Posted By: gunfever's 3rd grade teacher

Posted On: May 23, 2009
Views: 883
RE: RE: teenage perversion

"fick u lil bitch ass pussies think u cool ccuz ucan make fun of me long distance u homo **** if u come to my house u wont leave alive ****er nigga ****"



Spelling (-34 points)

fick - no such word and not capitalized. I think you were going for "Fuck". -5 points.

u - this is not a text message. write out the whole word "you". -2 points.

lil - improper contraction. Should be "little". -5 points.

bitch ass - should be hyphenated to "bitch-ass". -2 points.

u - see above. -2 points x 4 instances. - 8 points total.

ccuz - not a word. Should be "because". -5 points.

ucan - again, not a word. Should be "you can". -5 points.

wont - missing apostrophe. -2 points.


Sentence structure (-20 points)

Very poor sentence structure. This is a run-on sentence that is missing all punctuation. Several missing and misspelled words. You should have written your sentence as the following paragraph:

"Fuck you little bitch-ass pussies. You think you are cool because you can make fun of me long distance. You homo ****(?), if you come to my house you won't leave alive, ****er(?) nigga ****(?)"



Vocabulary (-20 points)

The few words that are spelled right are generally poorly used. Attempting to insult by calling people "pussies" and "homo" is fairly cowardly, even for a 12-year-old 3rd grader. You need to try harder. Also, the term "nigga" is more of a friendly slang that has replaced "brother" so it does not fit here. You were probably going for the infamous N-word that is commonly used by mentally retarded individuals in an attempt to feel better about themselves.



Final Grade: 28% - F

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: May 23, 2009
Views: 876
RE: teenage perversion

**** ulil pussy ass homo fagit i may get an f in english but ill ****ing get an A+ in marksmanship when i ****ing put a bullet in ur lil bitch ass head with 22 from over 50 yards away u lil ****ing homo bitch nigga ****

Posted By: gunfever's 3rd grade teacher

Posted On: May 24, 2009
Views: 865
RE: RE: teenage perversion

"**** ulil pussy ass homo fagit i may get an f in english but ill ****ing get an A+ in marksmanship when i ****ing put a bullet in ur lil bitch ass head with 22 from over 50 yards away u lil ****ing homo bitch nigga **** "


Spelling (- 43 points)

ulil - not a word. Try "you little". -5 points

pussy ass - hyphenate to "pussy-ass". -2 points

fagit - not a word. Should be "fagot". -5 points

i - capitalize. -4 points (2 instances)

f - capitalize. -2 points

english - capitalize. -2 points

ill - apostrophe missing. -2 points

ur - not text messaging here. Spell out "your". -2 points

lil - still using this bad contraction. -10 points (2 instances)

bitch ass - hyphenate. -2 points

22 - should be .22. -5 points

u - same as note for ur. -2 points



Sentence Structure (-20 points)

Again, a very poorly constructed statement. Missing punctuation and capitalization. The whole thing is just one big run-on sentence. This would be better:

"**** you, little pussy-ass homo fagot. I may get an F in English but I'll ****ing get and A+ in marksmanship when I ****ing put a .22 in your head from 50 yards away. You little ****ing homo bitch nigga ****."



Vocabulary and content (-20 points )

You did a very bad job on your research here. After repeatedly stating in past writings that you use an AK47 and an UZI, you only serve to confuse the reader by now suggesting you are using a .22 caliber round. The AK47 is a 7.62mm centerfire round and the UZI is a 9mm centerfire round. Also, the .22 is a rimfire round so even if you could somehow load it into your gun, I wouldn't suggest it. If you feel you must go with a .22 caliber, stick with a .223 centerfire rifle.

If you are using a .22 pistol I would advise against attempting to shoot anyone in the head from 50 yards away. .22's don't have the weight or velocity out of a handgun to be accurate at 50 yards. You definitely won't get an A+ in marksmanship if you tried this. If you are using a .22 rifle, well what is the point of that? There is no shock or awe there. Personally I prefer a scoped .30-06 with a 180 grain pointed soft point round. From 200 yards that bullet will open up a hole the size of the Holland Tunnel. But that is just me. The kick would probably bruise the hell out of your little girl shoulder so go with what is comfortable.

You are still using the slang "nigga" wrong. Your grades have continually slipped so unfortunately we'll be seeing you back here in the 3rd grade for a forth time next year. I am sure this news makes you unhappy but I'm sure nowhere near as unhappy as it makes me.


Final Grade: 17% - F


Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: May 25, 2009
Views: 853
RE: teenage perversion

u dumb lil bitch **** u dont wven know to spell faggot its with to g's u dumb bitch omo **** im smarter then stupid homo and u think i cant blowur ****ing head off with 22 pistol from 50 yard come down here then u stupid bitch and u will see just how good i am whenn ur ****ing triping on ur own brain matter u lil pussy bitch **** nigga

Posted By: gunfever's 3rd grade teacher

Posted On: May 25, 2009
Views: 849
RE: RE: teenage perversion

"u dumb lil bitch **** u dont wven know to spell faggot its with to g's u dumb bitch omo **** im smarter then stupid homo and u think i cant blowur ****ing head off with 22 pistol from 50 yard come down here then u stupid bitch and u will see just how good i am whenn ur ****ing triping on ur own brain matter u lil pussy bitch **** nigga"


Spelling (-66 points)

u and ur - been over this one. -18 points

lil - ditto. -10 points

dont, im, its, cant - apostrophe. -8 points

wven - gibberish. woven? wren? oven? Who knows. -5 points

faggot - can be spelled as "fagot" or "faggot". Either way it still means a bundle of sticks or bundle or iron. It is never spelled "fagit" though and given your track record, you probably shouldn't attempt to correct people. -5 points for being extra stupid here.

omo - gibberish. emo? omg? wtf! -5 points

blowur - gibberish. -5 points

triping - Let's try tripping. -5 points

nigga - same problem, new day. -5 points



Sentence Structure (-20 points)

Your attempts are getting worse with each try. There are so many gibberish words in here that it is impossible to show you the correct way to write it.



Vocabulary and content (-20 points)

I wish I could write something positive here but unfortunately, that isn't possible. You are still using poorly constructed statements and you continue to make false statements and passing them as fact (i.e. you being smarter than anything, you knowing anything about guns, you being able to be lethal with a.22 caliber pistol at 50 yards).

As I stated when I graded you last assignment, .22 pistols do not have the weight or velocity to be accurate at 50 yards. Now technically, yes if you had a marksman shoot a .22 pistol from a shooting table they can get a 2-inch group on paper targets at 50 yards but that isn't what we are talking about here, is it. When you "roll up" on someone, I doubt you have a shooting table strapped to the back of your bike/scooter/big wheel. The other problem, even with a table, is velocity. Maybe you are getting 900 fps from the muzzle and that is fast enough for a .22LR to penetrate a skull point blank, but that speed drops a lot by 50 yards. Odds are, the bullet will bounce off the skull rather than penetrate it.

This brings us to your final error in your statement. Even if you were 5 feet away and shot a skull, the .22LR would not have the energy needed to create an exit wound. Without that exit wound, you couldn't possible have brain matter all over the ground to trip over. I think you are probably failing marksmanship just like you are failing English, and life in general.

Final Grade: -4% - F The lowest grade I have ever given.

Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: May 25, 2009
Views: 846
RE: teenage perversion

Gunfevers teacher, I doubt it, but I'm hoping that you're female. Please please be a female that lives in the USA.

peace and love,
impersonator

Posted By: gunfever's 3rd grade teacher

Posted On: May 26, 2009
Views: 837
RE: teenage perversion

Why?

FYI, Pot smoking, salvia taking, Antarctica traveling hippies aren't my type.

Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: May 26, 2009
Views: 835
RE: teenage perversion

!!!! Amazing! I can't believe you remembered all of that. You must be one of the old timers on here...but which one is the question. Could it be the weeze? Hmmmm

peace and love,
impersonator

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: May 26, 2009
Views: 832
RE: teenage perversion

**** u lil punk bitch pussy u know what ill do u bitch ill ****ing let u pick what gun u want me to use to ****ing put a hole in ur head i will also let u pick a time and place u bitch pussy so think haed on where and when u wanna die u ****ing pussy bitch homo **** nigga

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: May 26, 2009
Views: 830
RE: RE: teenage perversion

"**** u lil punk bitch pussy u know what ill do u bitch ill ****ing let u pick what gun u want me to use to ****ing put a hole in ur head i will also let u pick a time and place u bitch pussy so think haed on where and when u wanna die u ****ing pussy bitch homo **** nigga"


Spelling (-29 points)

u/ur - I guess the saying "You can lead a wigger to a dictionary but you can't make him use it" is true. -10 points

lil - Too lazy to type the other 3 letters? -5 points

ill - You want "I'll" as in the contraction of "I will". "ill" is how I feel when I have to grade this abortion of an assignment. -4 points

haed - When the hell did 4 letter words get to be so difficult to spell? It isn't like you had to spell "hydrogenated" or "amniocentesis". I wasn't asking you to describe you apeziatomy. H-A-R-D. Easy. -10 points



Sentence structure (-20 points)

I would like to introduce you to a few new keys on your keyboard. . , ? ; They aren't scary. They don't bite. They don't cost money. Yet you avoid them like the landlord on rent day. When you write big run-on sentences, it is the equivalent to saying "As a baby, my mother played with my soft spot like it was silly putty".



Vocabulary and content (-20 points)

It seems like you are attempting to get out of doing your assignments by adding in random profanity as filler, like some people use "ummm" when talking. You might want to work on that.

You do pose an interesting question though and you should get a tiny silver star for that. If I could pick the gun, what would it be and would I be concerned. I am not sure on the gun. I am sure you shoot like you do everything else and that puts a lot of bystanders at risk, so that would concern me. I think the only way anyone could really be safe is if you were aiming at them. If I were in the opposite direction you were shooting, that would scare me.

I can pick the time and place? I think I would like to meet up with you next February on the 29th at the west shores of the Sea of Tranquility. If someone's going to put a crater in your head, there may not be a better location. You'll have to get your own ride.

Final Grade: 31% - F


There was some improvement this time so I will give you this sticker to put on your book. Just get a knife from your kitchen and cut it out of your monitor. Don't unplug the monitor or you will lose it!






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