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Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: Aug 19, 2009
Views: 300
Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

Those were just some of the nicknames Marilyn Monroe- have I mentioned I'm doing her?- had for me, my fellow Americans. You can imagine why. She was always asking what she could do for her country, and her President. In return she found just how her President could do her.

By the way, I noticed there's a whole thread on this forum being devoted to gun control and the Second Amendment. Even though I GOT MY FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF, I'm all for the right for citizens to bear arms.

You know what they say- when guns are outlawed, only Lee Harvey Oswald will have guns. And take it from me, that's not a good thing.

Sincerely,
John "Freakin' " Kennedy
The Oval Office

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: Aug 19, 2009
Views: 297
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

u ****ing lil btch i bet the ho ****ing gave ur ass ads then u pad oswald to kill u so u didnt have to go thorugh the embarreessment lil bich **** nigga

Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: Aug 19, 2009
Views: 292
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

Well, by fellow American, I'm not quite sure what you mean by "gave ur ass ads then u pad oswald". Why would my ass have an ad on it? It's not that wide. And why would Oswald need a pad? He had lots of things to write on, he wouldn't need another pad.

Unless you possible meant AIDS and paid? Is that it? Are you allergic to the letter "i", or did you break your typewriter while pounding on it?

Remember these simple grammatical rules: You can't spell "AIDS" and "paid" without "i". And you can't spell "idiot" without TWO "i"s. And you can't spell, idiot, period.

Always glad to help the disadvantaged youth of our great nation,

Sincerely,
John "Freakin' " Kennedy
The Oval Office

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: Aug 19, 2009
Views: 288
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

**** u lil fagit u can help me by stop being a pussy lil bitch and down here so i can blow ur head with my rifle u lil pussy **** nigga

Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: Aug 20, 2009
Views: 284
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

Well, my fellow American, I do appreciate your kind offer, but you're a little late. I had a previous engagement with Mr. Oswald. I was just going to ask you if you had read about it but realized that would be an irrelevant question as you obviously can't read.

And based on the some of the brain-damaged things I've seen you post on this forum, I'm starting to wonder which one of us GOT HIS FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF. I know it was me, but it sounds more like you. Very unusual.

Sincerely,
John "Freakin' " Kennedy
The Oval Office

Posted By: ha

Posted On: Aug 20, 2009
Views: 280
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

ha ha ha

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: Aug 20, 2009
Views: 274
RE: RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

**** u bitch ur a lil ****en pussy why u stop being a lil pussy and jusf get ur bitch ass down here **** nigga

Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: Aug 20, 2009
Views: 272
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

I'm not sure where "here" is, my fellow American. Most of the mentally defective people in my own family seem to have the same problem as you- believing that the world revolved around them, and that the world only extended as far as they could see. Although in our case, it was the front porch of our mansions at the compound in Cape Cod, not some crappy ghetto where you live.

So you see how inviting me "down here" could present a problem for my staff if I were indeed able to take you up on your generous offer. How would my limo driver ever find it without an address? If you don't know your address, you can have your mommy or caretaker type it in.

Or does "down here" refer to Hell? That wouldn't surprise me but I'll have to respectfully decline as I'm Catholic.

Sincerely,
John "Freakin' " Kennedy
The Oval Office

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: Aug 20, 2009
Views: 267
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

**** u fagit i already posted my address like 20 times if u dont have it ur more retard then bitch sister of urs rosemary u pussy **** nigga

Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: Aug 20, 2009
Views: 265
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

Now, what are the odds that an illiterate teenage jigaboo porch monkey Negro would know anything about my sister? Not good, my fellow Americans. Not good.

So, why don't you tell us who you really are? And while you're at it, tell us where you live. If you think I'm going to take the time to wade through your unintelligable pretend monkeyspeak to try to find where you posted your address twenty times, you're sadly mistaken. I have a life. Even with MY FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF I have more of a life than many people such as yourself.

Sincerely,
John "Freakin' " Kennedy
The Oval Office

Posted By: gunfever

Posted On: Aug 20, 2009
Views: 260
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

455 arbutus street compton bitch come down here i dare u fagit **** nigga

Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: Feb 9, 2010
Views: 223
RE: Air Force One, Big Prez, Commander-In-Chief

My staff and I finally had a chance to swing through Compton on our way to pick up Marilyn for one of our "secret" rendevous- that's a French word, by the way. It means "I'm fucking a movie star and Jackie doesn't know"- it loses a little in the translation.

Anyway, what a dump. Is this what Lyndon's "Great Society" came to? A bunch of crack-smoking welfare-collecting baby-producing porch monkeys? I guess we should be proud of ourselves; taking that giant evolutionary step backwards.

 

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