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Posted By: thedeadsuckballs.org

Posted On: Jul 6, 2008
Views: 382
Jerry's dead douchebags

One of my favorite bumper stickers reads, "Jerry's dead, The Grateful Dead suck, get a life." When clean and sober individuals with a sense of pitch listen to any Dead recording, they will be immediately struck by the fact that everyone in the band plays out of tune. Unless you're still dropping acid weekly and pulling out your remastered copies of Workingman's Dead and American Beauty while you're tripping, it's time you heeded the words of my favorite bumper sticker.


The dead sucked in the 60s, sucked in the 70s and sucked more in the 90s. jerry garcia sucked the most of everybody in the band and we can all be grateful he’s dead.


Posted By: deadsuckyahookansballs.com

Posted On: Jul 6, 2008
Views: 351
RE: Jerry's dead douchebags

Kill Jerry--again! No, fu_ck that, kill all the rest of the Dead and laugh at the mass suicide following. While you're at it, kill Phish.


 

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