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| Posted By: Weird Al Posted On: May 2, 2009 Views: 305 | Burnout Paradise As I walk through the valley where I harvest my weed I take a look at my lazy life and realize it's very plain But thats just perfect for an pothead like me You know I shun fancy things like showers and cleansitity At 4:20 in the morning Im smokin bong Jebediah feeds his face and jacob is lazy like a fat cow... fool And Ive been smokin' and bongin' so long that Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone Im a douche of the land, Im not into discipline Got a hooka in my hand and cum on my chin But if I finish all of my whores and you finish thine Then tonight were gonna party with my boyfriend 'cause I'm a fag and I like to 69 We been spending most our lives Living in an burnout paradise Ive cough and hacked once or twice Living in an Burnout paradise Its hard to get up for work and sacrifice Living in an burnout paradise We sell tie dies at a discount price Living in an burnout paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really dont care, in fact I wish him well cause my brain is burned and I'm going to hell But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it A pothead with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my goth homies agree I really look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We havent even got up off our lazy asses for years But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare Were just mentally impaired Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like robinson caruso We're as dumb can be We been spending most our lives Living in an burnout paradise Were just plain and simple-minded guys Living in an burnout paradise Theres no time for a job and advice Living in an burnout paradise We dont fight, we're all gay and play nice Living in an burnout paradise |
| Posted By: LOL! Posted On: May 2, 2009 Views: 298 | RE: Burnout Paradise ^ Talk about burn-out potheads. This is the most stoned out rambling I've ever read. Smoke another one, Cheech. |