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Posted By: Jokes

Posted On: May 22, 2009
Views: 300
Whats the difference between the DEA and a homo?

Nothing. They all suck cock, get ****ed in the ass, and push poop.


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Posted By: More Jokes

Posted On: May 22, 2009
Views: 297
RE:

Whats the difference between a pothead and a homo?

Nothing. They all suck cock, get ****_ed in the ass, and push poop. But first they have a career in wiping said poop from the non-toking public's toilets.


Posted By: Burger King

Posted On: May 22, 2009
Views: 296
RE: Whats the difference between the DEA and a homo?

But I need them first to flip my burgers and to listen for the DING, fries are done.


Posted By: Substance abuse statistics in homos

Posted On: May 23, 2009
Views: 283
RE: Whats the difference between the DEA and a homo?


Studies from around the globe all point to continued
high rates of substance abuse among homos.
A report published in the Atlanta Journal-
Constitution (April 18, 2004), indicated that there’s
a growing trend among young homosexual males
to use Crystal Meth to prolong sexual activities during
sex orgies. Those using Crystal were three
times as likely to be HIV infected.
Health officials in Seattle reported in 2001 that drug
use among homosexuals was on the rise as a way
of increasing sexual pleasure. Drug use is related
to unprotected and anonymous sex among homo males.

The Midwest AIDS Prevention Project published
the following statistics on substance abuse among
homosexuals in 2004:
Nearly 10% of gay and bisexual men responding to
a Michigan Department of Community Health survey reported that they had engaged in unprotected
sex when they were high or drunk. Among fag
male teenagers, 68% reported alcohol use; 44%
reported drug use; among lesbians: 83% had used
alcohol; 56% had used drugs.
In a 1992 survey of San Francisco lesbian and
bisexual women, 30% had used drugs other than
alcohol; one in seven women had experienced violence
when drunk or high; and 29% reported sexual abuse

An article published in the March 1, 2005 issue of
Family Practice News, described the results of a
study of nearly 3,000 homosexual males living in
urban areas across the United States. The study
was conducted by Dr. Ronald Stall, chief of prevention research for the division of HIV/AIDS prevention
at the Centers for Disease Control.
In his telephone survey of nearly 3,000 homos, he found that during the previous six months:
* 90% had used alcohol
* 50% had smoked marijuana
* Nearly 20% had used cocaine
* 10% had used crack cocaine
* 10% had used methamphetamine
* Nearly 1% were intravenous drug users.
Dr. Stall found that homo males on the East
and left coasts favored different kinds of drugs.
Those on the West coast favored meth-amphetamines;
those on the East coast favored marijuana.
In addition, one in five reported drug use at least
once each week or the use of three or more different
drugs in the last six months. Compared to the
general population, homosexuals had a 4-fold
increase in marijuana use; a 7-fold increase in
cocaine use; and a 10-fold increase in amphetamine
use.
According to this article, “Data consistently show
that drug use—particularly intravenous drug use—
is associated with about a 40% increased risk of
HIV infection. (Sharon Worcester, “Drug abuse in
gay men linked to other issues: depression, partner
abuse, and childhood sexual abuse are often inter-
twined with drug abuse,” (Family Practice News,1995)


Posted By: Jokes

Posted On: May 23, 2009
Views: 279
RE: Whats the difference between the DEA and a homo?

What's the difference between ^^ this faggot and another faggot?


That ^^ faggot swallows loads in other faggots asses while most other faggots do not.


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Posted By: yahookans

Posted On: May 23, 2009
Views: 274
RE: Whats the difference between the DEA and a homo?

Yes. Pot smokers do swallow a bigger load than any one else. That's why they love the bong so much. Like suckin' another stoned boy's cock.


Posted By: Jokes

Posted On: May 23, 2009
Views: 272
RE: Whats the difference between the DEA and a homo?

Knoc, knock

Who's there?

Faggot cops being faggots

Faggot cops being faggots who?

*silence*



That's right, that's the whole joke. Faggot cops are faggots!



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Posted By: Jokes

Posted On: May 23, 2009
Views: 270
RE: Whats the difference between the DEA and a homo?

Knoc, knock

Who's there?

Faggot stoners being faggots

Faggot stoners being faggots who?

*sounds of burgers flipping*



That's right, that's the whole joke. Faggot stoners are faggots!



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Posted By: Jokes

Posted On: May 23, 2009
Views: 268
RE: Whats the difference between the DEA and a homo?

Why the the DEA agent cross the road?




To butthump his boyfriend who was sucking Richard Simmons balls!





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