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| Posted By: Jerry is dead morons Posted On: May 25, 2009 Views: 622 | Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked One of my favorite bumper stickers reads, "Jerry's dead, The Grateful Dead suck, get a life." When clean and sober individuals with a sense of pitch listen to any Dead recording, they will be immediately struck by the fact that everyone in the band plays out of tune. Unless you're still dropping acid weekly and pulling out your remastered copies of Workingman's Dead and American Beauty while you're tripping, it's time you heeded the words of my favorite bumper sticker. The dead sucked in the 60s, sucked in the 70s and sucked more in the 90s. jerry garcia sucked the most of everybody in the band and we can all be grateful hes dead. |
| Posted By: Bob Marley sucks also Posted On: May 25, 2009 Views: 481 | RE: Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked Many people are unaware that astronomers monitor reggae album sales very closely. You see - reggae sucks. It sucks hard. So hard, that it has been known to actually alter the planets' orbits. Don't get me wrong, I listen to a wide variety of music genres - death metal, speed metal, doom metal, heavy metal, and even just plain ol' metal, but I absolutely hate reggae. I once tried to explain this to a friend who informed me that I don't "get" reggae because I don't smoke pot. While I'll admit that Waylon Jennings sounds a little bit better after a half-dozen bottles of Jim Beam, I seriously doubt that smoking marijuana would cause me to lap up the sonic vomit that is reggae music. Why is it that only potheads listen to reggae? Is it because all those pesky brain cells stop the rest of us from enjoying reggae? Is it because THC 'enlightens' them to the point that they can hear the genius behind the crappy guitar work? Or is it simply because potheads like to pretend that they're cultured academics when they're really just stinky no-job-havin' flakes? I have no idea, but it's the only type of music that seems to require that the listener be inebriated in order to enjoy it. And another thing - there is only one reggae song. "No, you're wrong about that. My Bob Marley album has more than a dozen tracks on it." Skip through the tracks at random and see if you can correctly identify a single song without listening to the lyrics. Can't do it? I didn't think so. One song. "But it's all about the vibe, dude. It's about peace and harmony and being one with Selva, the Earth God." First of all - peace sucks and harmony is overrated (it's obvious that reggae-musicians have never even heard of harmony...just listen to the vocals). Secondly - do you have any idea how much crime there is in Jamaica? If all of these ganja-smokin' hipsters were really about peace, do you think they'd be slitting each other's throats (not to mention Whitey's)? Peace can lick my balls, and harmony can lick my choad. I'll save the butthole for ol' Bob Marley. |
| Posted By: Waylon Jennings has sex with children Posted On: May 25, 2009 Views: 476 | RE: Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked Many people think Waylon Jennings is a great artist. He's not. He has sex with children, and rips his songs off from people with actual talent. Of course, inbred hicks too stupid to see through his bull**** love his music. They also love to have sex with children. |
| Posted By: LOL@stupidpotheads.com Posted On: May 25, 2009 Views: 474 | RE: Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked Funny how ignorant burnouts don't realize a good portion of their sacred ganj in grown in Kentucky/Tenesse. That's right. Appalachia. So I guess that makes potheads the true cousin fu_ckers of the planet. |
| Posted By: Phish sucks choad too Posted On: May 25, 2009 Views: 471 | RE: Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked Official: Phish Sucks So Much,Fans Need $1mill Drugs to Enjoy this Junk Following Vermont jam band Phishs weekend reunion, police reported that nearly 200 Phish fans were arrested for drug possession/use and over $1.2 million in illegal drugs (along with nearly $68k in cash) was confiscated at the three-day concert in Hampton, Virginia. This basically confirms something that many music fans already knew: You have to be on a ton of drugs to like this awful hippie music, because Phish sucks. |
| Posted By: killjerry.com Posted On: May 26, 2009 Views: 451 | RE: Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked Kill Jerry--again! No, fu_ck that, kill all the rest of the Dead and laugh at the mass suicide following. While you're at it, kill Phish. |
| Posted By: Srsly. Posted On: May 28, 2009 Views: 446 | RE: Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked ^ Do you even have a life? Like talking to yourself? Need to back up your irrelevant statements because you're such a douche? The answer to all but the first question is yes. |
| Posted By: killjerry.com Posted On: May 28, 2009 Views: 444 | RE: Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked ^ Do you even have a job? Like spanking off to yourself? Need to back up your irrelevant statements because you're such a burnt 420moron? The answer to that question is yes. |
| Posted By: LOL! Posted On: May 30, 2009 Views: 435 | RE: Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked ^ Those were questions, plural. Not one. ****ing idiot. |
| Posted By: LOL ! Posted On: May 31, 2009 Views: 432 | RE: Hippie Band Grateful Dead sucked ^ Those were questions, plural. Not one. I'm a fuc_king pot smoking idiot. |