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| Posted By: Daisy-chan Posted On: Dec 15, 2002 Views: 112 | A Digital X-mas Carol. Summary: This was made 'cause I was boded. Anyways,all the characters on Digimon02 and Tamers and I go Christmas Caroling one night and something strange happens. It's humor,but that doesn't mean it's gguarenteed funny. Disclaimer: ME DON'T OWN DIGIMON OR IT'S CHARACTERS!! BUT I DO OWN THIS LITTLE PATAMON TOY I BOUGHT YESTERDAY. *hugs the Patamon toy* Jingle Bells Digimon style. Jingle bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way! (Everyone goes around caroling. They go to Old Man Hiccup's door and knock.) Oh,what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! (Old man Hiccup,whom is sacrifising a chicken inside,answers the door. They start caroling and Old Man Hiccup puts on this scary face. Everyone gulps) Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way! (Next thing you know,all the carolers are running and screeming with Old Man Hiccup on hot persuit holding a chainsaw. Old Man Hiccup: NO ONE WILL BOTHER HICCUP ANYMORE!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!) Oh,what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! ( Takato: I TOLD YOU HE WAS CRAZY!! BUT DID ANYONE LISTEN?! NOOOOO!!! Tai: OH SHUT-UP AND RUN!!!) Daching though the snow,in a one horse open sleigh. Through the feilds we go,laughing all the way. Ho ho ho! ( Cody runs and runs and runs 'till he notices that he just ran into the Haunted Woods. A shadowy figure runs through the bushes causeing Cody to turn around. Cody: ....H-Hewwo?) Many cocbells ring [ I'm not good with lyrics,OKAY?!] Makeing spirits bright. What fun it is to ride and sing with sleighbells! Such delight! [ Again,I'm not good with lyrics] Hey! ( With Tai,Sora,and Daisy,they all reach a fork in the road and go seperat ways. Tai runs into and ice-cave and hits his head on one of those cave-things on the roof. He hits the ground and his toungue gets stuck to the ice floor. He breaks free and hears a noise. Tai: *looks around*...M-Mimi? Are you there? Something comes up behind him. Tai: MOMMY!!!) Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way! ( Daisy runs as she is chased by Old Man Hiccup,whom is drooling while he's running. She bumps into Sora. They both get up imediatly and start screeming.) Oh,what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! (Old Man Hiccup stops and stares at them. He gets dizzy watching them run around in circles and falls over. Daisy and Sora,however,do not notic and continue running around in circles.) Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way! ( Davis,T.K,and Yolei run,but relise that they have ran into the woods. They see something moveing and Dais and T.K get scared. It comes out of the bushes and Yolei hits it with a hammer,causeing it to drop the the ground) Oh,what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! ( Davis and T.K: *like girls* OUR HERO! Yolei stands there like a triumphant knight. They don't notice that Yolei had just knocked down Cody) There's nowere to hide,so don't even try. ( Rika and Ryo run on the side walk. Past houses,trees,bushes,a rabid monkey... Ryo ( being mauled by the monkey) : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP MMMMEEEE!!!!!! Rika: Ryo!! * grabs the monkey* I'll get you to the hospilat right away! She mistakend the monkey for Ryo,whom is on the floor with his legs bent up where they wouldn't normaly be.) Those who do will most,most sertainly die. MUAH HA HA! ( Kazu and Kenta run down the side walk. They trample Ryo and Kazu bumps into a car that has neuclear stuff in it. The stuff splashes on Kazu and he imediatle recovers. He then flys on into the air.) And don't you think that,it ends after this day!! (Random narrator: FASTER THEN A SLUG GOING TO THE KUIKY-MART FOR A PACK-O-GUM! MORE POWERFUL THEN A STINKY NUMEMON! ABLE TO EAT LONG NUDDLES IN LESS THEN 5 SECONDS! IT'S BOBLEHEAD MAN!!!) And you'll be tied to a traintrake and runover by my sleigh!! HEY!! (Kenta: *like a girl* Oh,please Bobblehead Man! SAVE MEEEEE! Bobblehead Man/Kazu: *flys down* What is you're trouble,oh girlish caroler? Kenta: My super strong,super rare digimon card is on FIRE!!! Bobblehead Man: *gasp* This can only be the work of my arch nemasis!! JIM CAREY!!) Jingle Bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way! ( Narrator: Will Bobblehead Man find his arch rival?? Will Jim Carey ever know that Bobblehead Man is even ALIVE?? FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE!!) Oh,what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! ( Kari,Jeri,and Matt have gotten tired or running nd continue caroling. They knock on the door of one house and who's on the other side? OLD MAN HICCUP!!! HE HAS THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE TIED UP IN THE BASMENT!! Old Man Hiccup: *has this EVIL look and takes the chainsaw owt from behind his back* Kari,Jeri,and Matt: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!) Ghosts will make your day. Snow is just a waste. ( Joe and Izzy are walking through the dark forest and gets hit on the head by Yolei and her hammer. T.K and Davis: *like girls* YAY!!!) Bad luck fairies's good. Always in bad moods. MUAH HA HA! ( Back with Ryo,whom is still laying in the snow with his legs bent up,has a little fariy above him that looks like him. His name is Chibi-Ryo. Chibi-Ryo: She'll be back. One look at the new docter there,and she'll be back...) And those whom survive,won't be on Christmas Night. ( Rika runs out of the hospital at one look at the docter,whom looks more like a cross between an ape and a tapeworm. Rika: IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!!! Docter: *crying* And that,ladies and gentalmen,is why poor docter don't have no WIFE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Rabid monkey: (whom is being carried out by Rika) OO OO! EE EE! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! ( THIS STORY MAKES NOT SENCE!! TELL THE PEOPLE!!!)) Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way! ( Old Man Hiccup gets tired and goes home to his wife,Old Woman Burp.) Oh,what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! ( Henry,whom has seen the monkey that Rika has, gets all dizzy-eyed. You see,he suffers from a not-so-commen dissorder called Pokeitas. I'll tell you how he got it later. Whenever he sees monkies,he goes crazy. Henry: *very high voice*.....Mon-key?....MOOOOOOKNEY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! *gives chase*) Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way! ( Everyone starts running as the sun starts to come up) Oh,what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! ( They all bump into each other and hit the floor,K.Oed.) THE END! ( Man was that wierd.....) |
| Posted By: Denis Smith Posted On: Jan 9, 2003 Views: 106 | RE: A Digital X-mas Carol. You should post this on fanfiction.net. I liked it. |
| Posted By: Daisy-chan Posted On: Jan 17, 2003 Views: 104 | RE: A Digital X-mas Carol. You mean it WAS acsully funny? (Why is it that whenever someone writes something and thinks it's lame,omeone comes along and says it's funny? Like the person that made this X-mas Charol about the Digimon Emporer. Heheh! That was funny! ^-^) Well,thank yo! ^_^ *sigh* Wish I could post it on ff.net.../_\ I'm not joined... |
| Posted By: Daisy-chan Posted On: Jan 17, 2003 Views: 103 | RE: A Digital X-mas Carol. Hey! If someone acsully liked the story,maybe I can do better! (maybe not,but it's worth a try) Now,here's the story of Henry and...pokeitias... Disclaimer: You know. I don't own A THING exept for myself.Oh,and Lily(my sis) helped me with this. She thought of the monkey thing. As it started,it was Suzie's birthday. Henry had desided that his present to her would be a magic act. So,he started doing some tricks,then he wanted a contestant from the audiance. Since Takato was clearly DITERMIND to come up (he was holding up signs),Henry chose him and said to Suzie that he'd do her after. Henry: Now then! I shall now make Takato think that he is a monkey! Everyone ese: *claps* YAAAAAYY!! Henry starts waveing a wand over Takato's head and says " Yes,it maybe wierd and wokey. But,make him think that he's a monkey!" Then Takato looks alittle dazzed. Takato: *stars talking and iching himself like a monkey* Everyone else: YAY! Henry: *bows* There WAS a catch....You know how sometimes monkies pick the bugs off of other monkies and eat them? (ewww) Well,Takato thought that Henry was a monkey too and started pocking at him. Henry: Huh? CUT THAT OUT! Jeri: Why don't you turn him back? Henry: 'Kay. Henry tried,but Takato didn't turn back. He just kept on pocking him. Ryo: Well,you can ignore him,right? Henry: Yeah. I can. So,Suzie! You're up next. Suzie: YAY! *skips over to Henry* Henry: Now then,(holds out some cards) pick a car. Any-WILL YOU STOP POCKING ME ALREADY?! Takato: *squeels like a monkey and then coninues* Henry: *gets a look of murder on his face* Rika: Henry! Just ingore him! Henry: Alright! Alright! Now then,Suzie (scary face and voice) go ahead and pick a card. Suzie: (looks scared and runs to her mom,crying) Henry and Suzie's mom: Henry! Henry: (to Takato) WILL YOU STOP IT!?!?!? Meanwhile,inside of Henry's head started to....shape shift. A part of his brain went black. Outside,his eye started to glow a yellowish color. Henry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lashes out at Takato* Takato and Henry both roll into the kitchen. You can hear some monkey noises,some dishes brakeing,someone with a REALY high voice shouting things like "MONKEY MUST DIE!!!",and afew screams. Everyone runs in,finaly,and sees that Henry's gone. Takato,however,is on the floor with his hiar messed up. He looks like he'd just been rooling around outisde or something. Kazu: 0.0 What happened?! Jeri: (runs over) Takato! Takato: *moans* What happened? Kenta: Well,let's just say that Henry turned you into a monkey and now he's gone. ~*~Outside~*~ Henry is running around like a mad-man,running over fences. (TO BE CONTINUED! I have to come off.) |
| Posted By: Lily-chan Posted On: Jan 17, 2003 Views: 102 | RE: A Digital X-mas Carol. Yeah,I mades ups the monkey thing ^_____^ *smiles proudly* |