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Posted By: tony clifton

Posted On: Apr 4, 2005
Views: 494
lads your only kidding yourselfs

Using advanced maths and physics i have worked out that man could not have gone to the moon because using darren moores theory the idea of space is impossible and the earth is contained in a giant snow globe. Yes my friends i have been there, i have seen the giant snowmen, ihave been to the edge of this new globe and have seen where it was made yes i know you know the answer come on say it with me it was made in china!


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Apr 4, 2005
Views: 493
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

Well done Tony, very good indeed!
Keith


Posted By: ted

Posted On: Apr 5, 2005
Views: 490
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

yes i would have to agree with tony. i also believe that the world that the world is contained in a snow globe but i would have to dis agree about one thing the globe was made in japan


Posted By: ANNOYED!

Posted On: Apr 15, 2005
Views: 474
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

DUDE UR A DUMB ASS!.... cant you guys just respect how some people think its a fake? you dont have to go and make fun of them... many of them are just curiuos! GIVE THEM A BREAK!


Posted By: tony clifton

Posted On: May 27, 2005
Views: 443
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

this is the real tony clifton yes i am back. my comment is not ment to annoy but to inform. you see when i look at theese types of web sites (and thats rare) i see all theese confused people. confused by what you may ask! and i will answer, they are confused about whether or not there was a moon landing well i say to theese people of coarse there was. it was the year 1162 bc when this event happened in a racoon shaped ship the acient gavalonians got to the moon on the out skirts of the snow globe and back. this is when the toaster oven was invented!


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: May 27, 2005
Views: 440
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

I'm sorry, but I have to disagree, the ship was shaped like a monkey, not a racoon, everyone knows that.


Posted By: tony clifton

Posted On: May 28, 2005
Views: 438
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

sorry about that my history is a bit hazey but still im sure that a monkey shaped ship wouldnt stand up to the pressure and the snow. still i have to stand by my original theory about the racoon shaped ship as this is correct i know because the last time i was at the end of the snow globe i saw it(i robed there tosaster oven)


Posted By: ted

Posted On: May 28, 2005
Views: 436
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

again i am going to side with tony on this one keith. its just his theory is more credible than yours or nasa's.


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: May 28, 2005
Views: 433
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

Well, I'm not so sure.
Monkeys swing through the trees but racoons stay on the ground.
That means a monkey shaped spaceship will travel through the air better.


Posted By: tony clifton

Posted On: May 29, 2005
Views: 430
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

the only reason that monkeys are so good at swinging through the air is because of their muscle developement and rockets dont have muscles. where as a racoon shaped ship is more aerodynamically plausable (forgive the spelling).


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: May 29, 2005
Views: 427
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

Hmmm... you have a point.
Okay, I agree, it WAS a racoon shaped ship.
The monkey shape was only used in early tests.


Posted By: tony clifton

Posted On: May 31, 2005
Views: 425
RE: lads your only kidding yourselfs

no your not getting this are you? there are no monkey shaped ships only racoon shaped ships. the gavalonians had no monkeys in their native country so how could their be any monkey shaped ships. in their religion gavinism their fifth commandment is "thou shalt not have monkey shaped objects only racoon" this is almost as important as the first commandment "all eat cheese on sundays". (the gavalonians did not last long as civilizations go they were wiped out by malfunctioning toasting ovens and some poisioned cheese).


 

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