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Posted By: Peter Pan-Handler

Posted On: Jul 16, 2006
Views: 1085
Man in the moon

I think that apollo was blessed, and whats more, I believe that apollo was blessed by God, who wanted us to reach the moon because its made of cheese and would feed the whole world forever.

Also, i dont believe that the astronauts would have fried in the van allen belt, as van allen is a rock group, and their belts are made of leather. Plus you need oil to fry stuff, and the astronauts were'nt big on fry ups.

I think that people who dont believe we went to the moon, should be put in a loony module and should be fired on up to the cheddary goodness....or is it swiss, or gorgonzola? maybe thats the REAL conspiracy here.

I believe that the rocks bought back from the moon are fake. I believe they brought rocks back so that they could get people to believe that the moon is made out of rock and not cheese.

Has anybody even TRIED to taste test any of the rocks brought back? thought not. And these people call themselves scientists? It is a very poor scientist who will wave his hand at a notion before he has tried to disprove it.

And lastly, why has everybody forgotten the man in the moon? where did he go? and when? I believe this is the REAL conspiracy (well, the second conspiracy anyway, the real conspiracy is what kind of cheese the moon is made of).

Who kidnapped the man in the moon? was it George Bush Jr? Buzz Aldrin? Armstrong? Could Collins have taken him hostage while the other two were'nt looking? Where did he keep him? How did he stop Aldrin and Armstrong from finding out they had a 4th passenger?

Why does nobody search for these answers?

Your're all busy looking at the wrong problems, asking the wrong questions, and displaying arrogance for the wrong reasons.

The world's gone mad. Next thing you'll be telling me is that mars is'nt made out of caramel fudge (and you really would be crossing a taboo trying to disprove that one, I can tell you).

Bye.


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Jul 17, 2006
Views: 1080
RE: RE: Man in the moon

I can't help feeling that just maybe your comments were made a tad tongue in cheek.
I could be wrong....


Posted By: Grant

Posted On: Jul 19, 2006
Views: 1077
RE: Man in the moon

Keith you know what, after reading back through some of the threads I wouldn't be surprised if he was being serious.


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Jul 19, 2006
Views: 1075
RE: Man in the moon

Yeah,you can never tell, we get them all here.


Posted By: Bubbap

Posted On: Jul 25, 2006
Views: 1067
RE: Man in the moon

Visions of Peter Flack in my head!!!!


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Jul 25, 2006
Views: 1060
RE: Man in the moon

Don't even go there!!!


Posted By: Bubbap

Posted On: Jul 28, 2006
Views: 1054
RE: Man in the moon

HAHAHA!!! Yes, the whole notion of revisiting the days of PF is a little disconcerting!


 

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