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| Post Info | TOPIC: Middle name |
| Posted By: Matt Posted On: Apr 22, 2002 Views: 312 | Middle name I think "D" should stand for "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!" |
| Posted By: Helix D. Monster Posted On: Apr 22, 2002 Views: 308 | RE: Middle name *gasp* Are you suggesting that Helix is CHEAP? No, no, no, Matt. Helix does indeed do dirty deeds but he is EXPENSIVE! Helix charges 100 orange Tic-Tacs per dirty deed. |
| Posted By: Vicky Posted On: May 1, 2002 Views: 301 | RE: Middle name If Helix ever became a cross dresser, he could make necklaces out of tasty tic-tics and wear them... |
| Posted By: Matt Posted On: May 6, 2002 Views: 293 | RE: RE: Middle name You don't need to be a crossdresser to wear candy necklaces! |
| Posted By: Vicky Posted On: May 7, 2002 Views: 291 | RE: Middle name Then why isn't there a tasty pic of Helix wearing a tic tac necklace on his site?? I'm sure he would look delicious.. |
| Posted By: Helix D. Monster Posted On: May 8, 2002 Views: 289 | RE: Middle name There is a very good reason why Helix isn't wearing an orange Tic-Tac necklace. Helix has NO willpower. Helix tries to concentrate on making the necklace but he gets distracted by the delicious little treats and eats them all! |
| Posted By: Matt Posted On: May 10, 2002 Views: 286 | RE: Middle name Somehow somebody should figure out a way to get the Tic-Tac company to sponsor Helix so he can get a lifetime supply of orange Tic-Tacs. |
| Posted By: Vicky Posted On: May 13, 2002 Views: 284 | RE: Middle name Aha, but if that happened, Helix's master would have to spend many long hours sorting out the green and orange tic tacs. The company would probably give Helix a years supply of BOTH colours, and that could be a problem. Helix only has paws and can't do fiddly things, can he? |
| Posted By: Matt Posted On: May 20, 2002 Views: 281 | RE: Middle name Why would anybody need to sort the Tic-Tacs? They come in little containers where they are all orange-flavored...? Huh? Make sense, woman! |
| Posted By: Vicky Posted On: May 21, 2002 Views: 279 | RE: Middle name Hey, cheeky! Mind your manners or I will set my sheep on you.. |