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Posted By: Matt

Posted On: Apr 22, 2002
Views: 312
Middle name

I think "D" should stand for "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!"


Posted By: Helix D. Monster

Posted On: Apr 22, 2002
Views: 308
RE: Middle name

*gasp* Are you suggesting that Helix is CHEAP? No, no, no, Matt. Helix does indeed do dirty deeds but he is EXPENSIVE! Helix charges 100 orange Tic-Tacs per dirty deed.


Posted By: Vicky

Posted On: May 1, 2002
Views: 301
RE: Middle name

If Helix ever became a cross dresser, he could make necklaces out of tasty tic-tics and wear them...


Posted By: Matt

Posted On: May 6, 2002
Views: 293
RE: RE: Middle name

You don't need to be a crossdresser to wear candy necklaces!


Posted By: Vicky

Posted On: May 7, 2002
Views: 291
RE: Middle name

Then why isn't there a tasty pic of Helix wearing a tic tac necklace on his site?? I'm sure he would look delicious..


Posted By: Helix D. Monster

Posted On: May 8, 2002
Views: 289
RE: Middle name

There is a very good reason why Helix isn't wearing an orange Tic-Tac necklace.

Helix has NO willpower.

Helix tries to concentrate on making the necklace but he gets distracted by the delicious little treats and eats them all!


Posted By: Matt

Posted On: May 10, 2002
Views: 286
RE: Middle name

Somehow somebody should figure out a way to get the Tic-Tac company to sponsor Helix so he can get a lifetime supply of orange Tic-Tacs.


Posted By: Vicky

Posted On: May 13, 2002
Views: 284
RE: Middle name

Aha, but if that happened, Helix's master would have to spend many long hours sorting out the green and orange tic tacs. The company would probably give Helix a years supply of BOTH colours, and that could be a problem. Helix only has paws and can't do fiddly things, can he?


Posted By: Matt

Posted On: May 20, 2002
Views: 281
RE: Middle name

Why would anybody need to sort the Tic-Tacs? They come in little containers where they are all orange-flavored...? Huh? Make sense, woman!


Posted By: Vicky

Posted On: May 21, 2002
Views: 279
RE: Middle name

Hey, cheeky! Mind your manners or I will set my sheep on you..


 

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