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| Posted By: Joleff the Great - King of Thargoyd Posted On: Apr 30, 2010 Views: 1208 | OK I confess! Ok everyone you've got me bang to rights! Time to own up. Our race is from the planet Thargoyd just south of Alpha Centuri (Google maps - THARg 1 4DE - no street view yet) We did a fly-by in 1947 and landed heavily in Roswell New Mexico. Hell of a bump and I've still got a sore leg! Anyway I got out of the craft a little shaken and said to this guy who was standing there looking like we had come from outer space or something! "Sorry about the chewed up field mate but our antigravity system was damaged when we hit that bloody pylon. Anyway I need a loo is there one near here?. He shook his head and never said a word- so I thought "typical never a public loo around when you want one"! I suitably relieved myself behind a tree then went back to the ship and was confronted by all these unfriendly weirdos called ufologists (I think) who wanted to know if we were trying to take over their world!! they were really menacing, I mean how sick is that? I tried to explain that we were just on our way to see Gran for lunch but they didn't believe me. They looked really menacing and they all had some kind of weapon like a small stick with a hole in the end. They were strange, and I think quite backward so we thought let's get the hell out of here quickly. So I ran as fast my three legs could carry me (Actually I just materialised back into the ship) jumped into the driver's seat, took the handbrake off and hope the engine worked OK. After a lot of grinding noises it burst into life emitting a huge plume of blue smoke (Bloody oil filter gets clogged up on this planet!) and got ready for hyperdive However, while we were getting ready to leave the planet's orbit my second mate junkbrain said - "I 'll tell you what - let's give these airheads something to occupy their minds for a few years. (He is really nutcase - always playing pranks - he once put a huge blown up moulded skull on Mars for kicks!)Anyway he said "Every few years, lets go back and keep appearing and disappearing - you know with our new camouflaging system that'll teach them a lesson. And lets just hover there - and then whack into into super-turbo and shoot up to the sky! Oh, and put those Christmas lights around the bottom and those three big pulsating lights - better remove the reindeer one though." So I have fessed up sorry about all the crap etc but we have some fun hope you have - but before I go - can I have my spaceship back from Area 51? (Its the shiny metal one - the MOT's due soon Thanks Joleff P.S. I am told that there is monster in a Scottish Lake - is that true?? |
| Posted By: Keith Mayes Posted On: May 1, 2010 Views: 1207 | RE: OK I confess! Damn! Thanks for fessing up but have you guys any idea of the amount of trouble you have caused? You would not believe the arguments you have created, each camp, believers and non-believers - calling the other side stupid, and worse. I am just glad it's all settled, even though it does make me look a fool for being wrong. You can make up for your silly prank though, I have a question to ask and you must know the answer being so advanced and everything. Where do all the missing socks go? |
| Posted By: Joleff the Great - King of Thargoyd Posted On: May 10, 2010 Views: 1203 | RE: OK I confess! Trust you to ask the only question that has baffled Thargoydian culture for the last thrillion years. The answer is said to be linked to the same forces that prevent a mythological monster from appearing in one of our great lakes. In short, if we can solve the sock problem, we can find the elusive Lacklustre monster! Joleff P.S. I understand your biological washing powders dissolve 1 in 3 socks - it's programmed in the nucleus of cotton fibre atoms but I don't believe in these crack pot theories. P.S.S. - Hey what did you think of our spaceship story where we picked up that Russian guy? I got my designer to come up with a wacky CGI image project onto the ship to make it look a bit different. The half tube idea was great - don't you think? (The real ship is a bit of manky old design and looks like an old washing machine with a VW Beetle on the top so we had to come up with something a bit fancier. |