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| Posted By: MONKEY MAN Posted On: May 21, 2004 Views: 661 | What's The Most Embarrasing Moment In Your Life well for me when i was 13 my parents dropped me off at my aunt's house for the weekend as they while they were off on a trip. well sunday comes around and my aunt and uncle decides to go to the market to get groceries, they get in the car and take off telling me they'd be back in an hour and if i wanted to go, in my head i'm thinking wow! with the hidden porn they have i've got an entire hour to watch a tape or 2.i ponder the question and then answered no i'm too tired, they told me to stay indors til' they return. they take off 20 mins into it i'm on the couch with some lotion just going to town on my "Polish Sausage"! low and behold my aunt is at the store and she remembers to bring her purse but not her wallet. so my uncle sends her back home for it while he continues to finish the grocery list. at this point in time the all i'm thinking is that i've got a "loaded gun" in my hand and i'm ready to shoot when i hear this loud voice behind me" what the hell are you doing" i jump up and there's my aunt standing looking at me...i grab my pants and run to the bathroom, she gets her wallet and leaves-one hour later they return and my uncles calls me outside to help bring stuff in..i could not bear to look at my aunt.. but she never said a word to anybody..!! i didn't whack off for a whole month after that |
| Posted By: Monkeys Uncle Posted On: Feb 16, 2006 Views: 517 | RE: What's The Most Embarrasing Moment In Your Lif My wifes most embarrasing moment was when we were out shopping and she had forgotten her money and went back home to find our nephew watching some porn on the video and trying to masturbate. She told me she had hardly seen his penis because it was so small but he had left some fluid on the couch which she had to wipe off and the lavatory smelt funny as well. Of course we had to tell his parents but they weren't suprised as he was always at it at home though everyone just pretended nothing was out of the ordinary. His parents did consider sending him to a 'special needs' school when he started abusing himself so much. |