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Posted By: Cato the Youngest

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 739
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

As John Mellencamp said, "Come on, baby, make it hurt so good."

Riyadh delenda est!


Posted By: michele

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 737
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

I'm sure you will be sorry you said that when you realize that my means of punishment include K-Y Jelly and a baseball bat.


Posted By: Cato the Youngest

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 736
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

At least you're planning to use K-Y Jelly. You're not turning soft, on us, are you?

Riyadh delenda est!


Posted By: michele

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 733
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

The jelly isn't for you. It's for the gerbil.


Posted By: Cato the Youngest

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 732
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

At least she cares about small animals. BTW, Michele, did I mention that you're kind of cute, when you're angry.


Posted By: Steve

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 731
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

Huh. Michele puts up a body part picture and sweeps the nation. I put one up and get NO votes. What's up with that?

On the other hand, threatening a cute animal as a "get out the vote" tactic has worked fantastically well.


Posted By: michele

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 729
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

Did you ever read the stories about my kids and the hamsters? Not only am I bloodthirsty and vile, but I'm raising my children to be just like me.


Posted By: Cato the Youngest

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 726
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

No, I didn't. But if it didn't end up with you feeding your kids to the hamsters, you could have made it more bloodthirsty and vile.


Posted By: Cato the Youngest

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 720
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

To paraphrase Han Solo, sports implements are no match for a good blaster. I shall loose the fateful lightning of my terrible swift sword (12ga, #4 buck).


Posted By: michele

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 718
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

You want to take this outside, big guy? I've had nothing but ten cups of coffee and four glazed donuts today. I'm on a sugar/caffeine high and I'm in the midst of a raging nicotine fit. I will take your freaking sword and shove it so far up your ass that it will cut your tongue out.

Ok, I just scared myself.


Posted By: Cato the Youngest

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 716
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

Good, that makes one of us.


Posted By: michele

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 713
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

You may have won that one, dear Cato, but let's just remember who has 329 votes and who has 19.


Posted By: Kim du Toit

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 763
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

It should be noted that, contrary to popular rumor, Michele will NOT be posting nudies of herself on her website if she wins the competition.


Posted By: michele

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 766
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

How dare you try to destroy my campaign like that! What are you, a democrat?


Posted By: Cato the Youngest

Posted On: Nov 4, 2002
Views: 765
RE: Put Your Bloody Hungry Creds Here

Now, we know the secret of Michele's success. I briefly considered threatening to post nudes of myself, if I didn't win, but there are a few crimes so heinous, so disgusting, that even I won't touch them.

Riyadh delenda est!


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