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| Posted By: If I told you then you would know! Posted On: Feb 26, 2003 Views: 442 | Helix is a sham? I have unconfirmed reports that Helix lures unsuspecting humans back to his lair and when they are not looking he nibbles and knaws on them until he has devoured them. BE WARNED !!!!! IF YOU SEE ORANGE FUR AND BLACK POINTY HORNS RUN FOR YOUR HUMAN LIFE!!!!Helix is not the sweet Monster Hand Puppet he claims to be! |
| Posted By: Helix Posted On: Feb 26, 2003 Views: 439 | RE: Helix is a sham? Helix strongly denies this annonymous human's accusations and demands they provide confirmation of these unconfirmed reports! Helix also demands that this annonymous human present their elbows to him so that he may gnaw on them. And possibly spread grape jelly on their forearms. |
| Posted By: Jessie Posted On: Feb 26, 2003 Views: 437 | RE: Helix is a sham? Helix, Can it be strawberry jelly instead? I don't like Grape. |
| Posted By: Helix Posted On: Feb 27, 2003 Views: 435 | RE: Helix is a sham? Yes, strawberry is an acceptable alternative when it comes to eating forearms. Usually, Helix doesn't give his food the choice of condiments but for Jessie, Helix will make an exception. |
| Posted By: Jessie Posted On: Feb 28, 2003 Views: 430 | RE: Helix is a sham? Wow, Thanx Helix, I feel special!! :o) |
| Posted By: If I told you then you would know Posted On: Mar 2, 2003 Views: 423 | RE: Helix is a sham? Helix, tsk tsk! I will not fall prey to your innocent nibbles! spread grape jelly on your own elbow and knaw away! BE WARNED HUMANS HELIX ONLY WANTS TO BE CLONED SO THAT HE MAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! |
| Posted By: Helix D. Monster Posted On: Mar 2, 2003 Views: 421 | RE: Helix is a sham? Silly human, everybody knows monster hand puppets have no elbows! |
| Posted By: If I told you then you would know Posted On: Mar 3, 2003 Views: 416 | RE: Helix is a sham? Silly monster hand puppet....!!!!! I know you are a cat in disguise!!!!!! I am in need of an orange fur coat...C'mere monster hp C'mere monster hp.......... |
| Posted By: Helix D. Monster Posted On: Mar 3, 2003 Views: 414 | RE: Helix is a sham? *gasp* It is NOT true! Helix is not a cat! If he was, he would most certainly have devoured himself by now! Who will save Helix from "If I told you, then you will know"? |
| Posted By: If I told you then you would know Posted On: Mar 4, 2003 Views: 412 | RE: Helix is a sham? I have an idea for a new movie...101 Monster Hand Puppets...muhahahahahahahahahah C'mere helix :::::Evil Grin::::::: and bring your relatives...:::::::::: Orange would look good on me! and maybe helix's horns would look great on my wall...muhahahahahahah..... |
| Posted By: Jessie Posted On: Mar 7, 2003 Views: 406 | RE: Helix is a sham? Well, you never know, Helix MIGHT be a cat, my teachers always told me that "you are what you eat" So that should open up a whole new can of worms. Anyone hear about the new pirate movie, its rated ARR!!! |
| Posted By: Jessie Posted On: Mar 12, 2003 Views: 400 | RE: Helix is a sham? P.S. I will save you Helix!! |
| Posted By: if i told you then you would know Posted On: Mar 12, 2003 Views: 397 | RE: Helix is a sham? muhahahahahahahahahahahah I have Helix right now !!! There is no saving him! Coming soon a web site devoted to the torture of Helix! and Winnie the Pooh is the host...muahahahahahahahahahahah.... Save a Human Eat A Helix! |
| Posted By: Jessie Posted On: Mar 13, 2003 Views: 395 | RE: Helix is a sham? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you are bluffing, after all I HAVE HELIX!!! And he will be taken to a undisclosed safe area until this fued is over! SO THERE! (sticks out toungue at IfIToldYou) |
| Posted By: if i told you then you would know Posted On: Mar 13, 2003 Views: 393 | RE: Helix is a sham? muhahahahahahahahahah! FOOLISH HELIX FAN...I HAVE HELIX AND I WILL PROVIDE PICS SOON TO PROVE IT ....BUT YOU ARE WARNED THESE PICS WILL BE OF TORTURING HELIX...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH COMING SOON! A FAN SITE DEDICATED TO THE TORTURE OF HELIX D. MONSTER SPONSERED BY H.A.M. (HUMANS AGAINST MONSTERS) HELIX IS CHAINED TO THE WALL IN MY BASEMENT....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
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