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Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Dec 16, 2003
Views: 2332
I predict....

I predict that many people will be annoyed that I have rubbished Nostradamus because they are convinced it's all true.

Perhaps these same people also believe that crystals have the power to heal and that Feng Shui - the practice of rearranging your furniture to channel positive energies - provides a real benefit other than a change of scenery.

Is this the year 2003 or are we trapped in 1503?

Let me consult my astrologist for advice before deciding what would be the best day to post this message. Hmmm, tomorrow would be good, providing I wear my lucky blue underpants and rub the white crystal.

But hang on, tomorrow is the 17th day of the 12th month, which adds up to 29, which adds up to 11, which adds up to 2, and 29+11+2=42, and the 42nd word in Arthur C.Clarke's novel "The songs of distant Earth" that I happen to be reading is "rash" and as I have a nasty rash up my nose just now this is just so amazing! I will post this tomorrow!!!!



Posted By: Nic

Posted On: Dec 20, 2004
Views: 1321
RE: I predict....

Man, I have been hearing about the merit of Astrology from my fiance for some time now. I can't tell you how hard I was laughing when I read this posting. The blue underwear with the white stone was classic...

Nic


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 1317
RE: I predict....

Glad to be of service.
Happy Christmas to you both!


Posted By: NOX

Posted On: Dec 28, 2005
Views: 1208
RE: I predict....

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I have a friend who swears by the bible codes, nostradomus, book of revalations, the weather channel, Miss Cleo, and anything else that predicts the future! I have done a lot of research on the philosophies of many interpertations of different predictions of world doom, plagues, the bible, etc. etc. etc., anyways i was wondering when someone who was going to come up with the prediction of "Those with arrows on their heads, painted in red coming from the heart of the lion will triumph!"

(which is my personal prediction for the Kansas City Chiefs winning the superbowl, but note there is no date!) HA HA HA...OOO..


Posted By: CMCDragonkai

Posted On: Feb 6, 2007
Views: 1114
RE: I predict....

You know what would be really funny even funnier it all actually happened.


Posted By: Strife

Posted On: Mar 15, 2007
Views: 1098
RE: I predict....

Bahamut-sin shall be summoned once again.......
(evil SINISTER laugh)


Posted By: widey

Posted On: Nov 28, 2007
Views: 960
RE: I predict....

I predict that one day you will all die. Thats the only thing that anyone can be sure off!
So wearing the blue underpants and rubbing the white crystal might be a wasted action. Still it might get a few laughs if you do it in public.


Posted By: CMCDragonkai

Posted On: Nov 29, 2007
Views: 957
RE: I predict....

Obviously, but then this forum isn't about what's realistic. Thats taken for granted. That's why we are here to argue about things that we aren't sure about.


 

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