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Posted By: Gregathus

Posted On: Dec 21, 2003
Views: 1518
Lesbian Elves

That is all that's missing. If Arwen and some other hot lady elf made out at some point in the movie (even though it's not in the books) that would make my week. Not day. WEEK. There's already Sam hitting on Frodo, why can't we have two elves going at it? When all is said and done, that will be the part of the movie we'll remember.


Posted By: brenton

Posted On: Dec 21, 2003
Views: 1516
RE: Lesbian Elves

yah that would make my week but then id remember theyre elves and if we had children it would be some weird lookin thing with pointy ears and then id be sad for about a minute so yah im game for lesbian elves


Posted By: Gregathus

Posted On: Dec 21, 2003
Views: 1514
RE: Lesbian Elves

Hey, Half-elf babies are way better than like half-orc babies. Just imagine having one of those suckling you or your wife's nipples. OUCH! It'd be like green and icky. But back to the elves... the baby thing doesn't matter because they're LESBIANS! Wake up! Hosehead!


Posted By: evileks

Posted On: Dec 21, 2003
Views: 1509
RE: Lesbian Elves

Why Do they have to be elves cant they just be normal chicks?


Posted By: Gregathus

Posted On: Dec 22, 2003
Views: 1425
RE: Lesbian Elves

Hello!
they should be elves because... because... Damn man! They're elves! They're almost immortal! They have pointy ears! They're hot! And besides... if you wanted to see two normal chicks go at it you could just go on the internet and choose one of the bazillion sites that has it. But lesbian elves... that's different. That's kinky.


Posted By: brenton

Posted On: Dec 22, 2003
Views: 1414
RE: Lesbian Elves

so gregathus u like it kinky eh u like a little kink in the boodwar u like it kinky in the boodwar if u will i think u just have a pointy ear fetish


Posted By: Gregathus

Posted On: Dec 22, 2003
Views: 1408
RE: Lesbian Elves

HEY! I only mentioned pointy earrs like once and all of a sudden i have a fetish? Nuh-uh. How many times have you mentioned the ears huh? HUH? I think you have the fetish my friend. YOU! now leave me alone... i found elf porn... oh yah.


Posted By: Bucephalus

Posted On: Dec 24, 2003
Views: 1357
RE: Lesbian Elves

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