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Posted By: Gregathus Posted On: Dec 21, 2003 Views: 1620	Lesbian Elves That is all that's missing. If Arwen and some other hot lady elf made out at some point in the movie (even though it's not in the books) that would make my week. Not day. WEEK. There's already Sam hitting on Frodo, why can't we have two elves going at it? When all is said and done, that will be the part of the movie we'll remember.
Posted By: brenton Posted On: Dec 21, 2003 Views: 1618	RE: Lesbian Elves yah that would make my week but then id remember theyre elves and if we had children it would be some weird lookin thing with pointy ears and then id be sad for about a minute so yah im game for lesbian elves
Posted By: Gregathus Posted On: Dec 21, 2003 Views: 1616	RE: Lesbian Elves Hey, Half-elf babies are way better than like half-orc babies. Just imagine having one of those suckling you or your wife's nipples. OUCH! It'd be like green and icky. But back to the elves... the baby thing doesn't matter because they're LESBIANS! Wake up! Hosehead!
Posted By: evileks Posted On: Dec 21, 2003 Views: 1611	RE: Lesbian Elves Why Do they have to be elves cant they just be normal chicks?
Posted By: Gregathus Posted On: Dec 22, 2003 Views: 1527	RE: Lesbian Elves Hello! they should be elves because... because... Damn man! They're elves! They're almost immortal! They have pointy ears! They're hot! And besides... if you wanted to see two normal chicks go at it you could just go on the internet and choose one of the bazillion sites that has it. But lesbian elves... that's different. That's kinky.
Posted By: brenton Posted On: Dec 22, 2003 Views: 1516	RE: Lesbian Elves so gregathus u like it kinky eh u like a little kink in the boodwar u like it kinky in the boodwar if u will i think u just have a pointy ear fetish
Posted By: Gregathus Posted On: Dec 22, 2003 Views: 1510	RE: Lesbian Elves HEY! I only mentioned pointy earrs like once and all of a sudden i have a fetish? Nuh-uh. How many times have you mentioned the ears huh? HUH? I think you have the fetish my friend. YOU! now leave me alone... i found elf porn... oh yah.
Posted By: Bucephalus Posted On: Dec 24, 2003 Views: 1459	RE: Lesbian Elves I would like for all of you to remember the natural progression of systems. Whenever a psychic dwarf escapes from prison there is a small medium at large