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Posted By: G.W. Bush

Posted On: Dec 28, 2003
Views: 885
My Rezilushun

This new years I resolve to make world peace even if I have to kill everybody on this orbiting dirtball. I will stop terror by using terror. I will stop world hunger by starving out the hungry people. I will end corporate scandals by finding more clever ways to cover them up. I will make sure that there is a pizza in everyone's oven and a teddy bear in everyone's bed....and I promise that before my term as president is over, America will one day go to the moon.

Posted By: spazo

Posted On: Dec 28, 2003
Views: 872
RE: My Rezilushun

put the bong down, georgey

Posted By: Fluffybutt

Posted On: Dec 28, 2003
Views: 857
RE: My Rezilushun

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted By: Nepowl

Posted On: Dec 28, 2003
Views: 830
RE: My Rezilushun

lol so true

Posted By: Beerlover

Posted On: Jan 1, 2004
Views: 728
RE: My Rezilushun

Okay, three hours has passed, and there is no pizza in my oven, GW!

Posted By: bumwalla

Posted On: Jan 2, 2004
Views: 711
RE: My Rezilushun

george w. bush is a mammal

Posted By: skitzoritzk

Posted On: Jan 4, 2004
Views: 688
RE: My Rezilushun

heyyy, that ain't no rezilushun, it was already happening. maybe like, im gonna buy out the democrats to ensure i reign forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey, thats easy!

Posted By: christina

Posted On: Dec 27, 2004
Views: 649
RE: My Rezilushun

thats ****in hilarious