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Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Dec 27, 2004 Views: 1233	Official 'Pay attention to me' thread In order to save everyone else's sanity, this week let's try having all the pleas for sympathy posted in this thread. So if you hate your job or your life post it here. If you are sick of getting a terminal disease every week, post it here. If you are pretending to be your brother and giving out your passwords, post it here. If you believe that mythological creatures exist and don't like it that other people have the nerve to call you a nut, post about it here. If you are madly in love with a girl because she is the only one that doesn't spit on you when you come near her but you are too scared to talk to her even though you know she is the one, post it here. If everyone that comes in contact with you ends up with a tumor or run down by a coal truck, post it here. If you think people don't understand you because you have been given magical powers, post about it here. If you cry when you play video games, post about it here. If you claim to have a larger than average penis but are afraid to use it, post about it here. If you need to get cryptic messages to people that won't give you an email address, IM info, or phone number but are still your 'good friends', post it here. And just for safety, if you live in West Virginia, only post here. That way the rest of us can avoid this thread like the plague and maybe go the week without getting a migraine. If you are posting fake messages as Bob Dole, **** off and go to hell.
Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Dec 27, 2004 Views: 1232	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread LMFAO!!! THIS IS F U C K I N G GREAT!!!!!!!
Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Dec 27, 2004 Views: 1225	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread Bob- BTW I am none of the above.. LOL!
Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1209	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread **** you man. There will always be someone who thinks you are making stuf up. If we could only meet so I could talk to you, intraduce you to a few of my friends that know my story, show you what a dick you've been. You know where I work. If your passing through this god-forsaken state, then stop by.
Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1200	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread Dragonmaster, You've already proven yourself to be a loser!
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1194	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread Buff-ay: At least he posted where he belongs. This is kind of like teaching a dog to not **** in the house, isn't it? Dragonmaster: Hell no! I will avoid that backwater state of yours at any cost. I have seen Deliverance so I am not to interested in meeting your banjo playing friends. I am not the one people think is the phoney, you are. And it isn't just one person. Everyone except you and your fake post friends think you spew out more bull**** than a rodeo on laxatives.
Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1192	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread Bob, it sure is like potty training a dog. Well, if he steps out of his boubdries we'll have to give him a virtual smack!
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1182	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread Me and Buff-ay should get married and have little whiney, annoying children who have bad tempers.
Posted By: Dan the Man Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1179	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread I'll visit you sometime Dragonmaster, if I ever go to that state. Which store is that again? Do I get a free coffee?
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1177	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread I said no fake Bob Dole posts here, moron.
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1174	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread Bob - isn't it ironic that you are getting upset at people for impersonating you(Bob Dole) when you are not the real Bob Dole yourself...hmmm....
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1170	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread That is pretty deep, Alanis Morissette.
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1163	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread Alanis would go down on you in a theater...is that such a bad thing?
Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1154	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread It's the one at the Beckley Travel Plaza, and yes. If my boss isn't there (monday and tuesday) you get a free drink.
Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Dec 28, 2004 Views: 1146	RE: Official 'Pay attention to me' thread GirlUWant: That is right. Ummm...do you have her phone number?

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