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| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Dec 30, 2004 Views: 855 | I need some help... I know I'm constantly asking everyone for help in this board, but I just can't take it anymore. I'm a total loser and I have no friends. I'm hopelessly in love with a girl that doesn't even know I exist, but at least I let her walk all over me and go out of my way to kiss her ass. I don't want to have sex with her, because I'm really a homosexual. I have the crappiest job on the planet and I hate it, but at least I make minimum wage. I live in the middle of nowhere. I'm such a ****ing dork, I ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT DRAGONS ARE REAL. I guess that makes me marginally intelligent at best. I pretend to know how to fight by training with a sword. My own mother doesn't like me. You wasted a ton of tax money paying a doctor to perform surgery on me. I have a negative net worth. I blow dogs for quarters. At least I know how to make a great iced fudge mocha. Can anyone give me a reason why I shouldn't kill myself? |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Dec 30, 2004 Views: 849 | RE: I need some help... Even though you are a fake, my answer is no. If your life is so pathetic that you have to pretend to be Dragonmaster, you are better off as worm food. |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Dec 30, 2004 Views: 837 | RE: I need some help... That was definitley an imposter. |
| Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Dec 30, 2004 Views: 834 | RE: I need some help... Yeah everything is pretty much spelled correctly! |