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Posted By: liz

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1770
THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

send me answers at cardpaw@aol.com. the answer will be posted on Jan. 2nd, 2005(4 days).I bet you'll never guess!

WHAT AM I!!
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

What am I???????


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1769
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

Thats easy,it is a cat.Mine does it all the time with my fish, then my fish dies


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1767
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

A Toothbrush.


Posted By: Mr.Peeples

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1761
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

Thats Stupid,its a Jimmie


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1760
RE: RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

Yes, and I should know


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1753
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

Toothbrush seems too obvious, I'm gonna say a half eaten tootsie pop that's been dropped on the carpet a few times.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1751
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

Dudes, it is a cat. Why can't you guys see that damn!!


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1736
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

I guess you're right. Tootsie pops aren't about 8 inches long.
Ok I'm changing my answer to a cat!


Posted By: Penis

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1732
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

It is a penis


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1727
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

You a sick son of bitch Penis, your answers always dealing with a penis


Posted By: liz

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1724
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

Correct it is a cat.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1720
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

F u c k yes!!!!!


Posted By: Damn Sam

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1715
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

If the answer is cat, what exactly is the warm fleshy moist opening? And what is the juicy frothy sticky white substance? I'm having trouble with this one because I don't own a cat, apparently.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1713
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

Thats why you don't know.


Posted By: Joe

Posted On: Dec 30, 2004
Views: 1711
RE: THIS IS A RIDDLE!!

The warm fleshy moist opening is the ass and,juicy frothy sticky white substance are the hairs on its tonge.


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