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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Feb 23, 2004
Views: 775
Mars

I always felt that I was born either 500 years to early or 500 years to late. If I was born 500 years into the future I wouldn't have to wait arround for this PC thing to plato and give people something else to work on. My ideas now are to widely unexepted. Thats why I quit my science carrer and went to cooking. People will always eat. Anyho, my new engine system would save the govmt. millions when completed and would go much, much faster than the current model does. By at least 13* faster. But I cant get into NASA becouse I have had cancer and half my face is made up of stainless steel plates from the 12 odd surgeries I've had. All-well. NASA's loss for not exepting me for their think-tank.


Posted By: Max Powers

Posted On: Feb 23, 2004
Views: 766
RE: Mars

Wow, that was deep. now i hope you will sleep easier tonight, now that you dont have to stay up thinking about such an elaborate story. I will say, that was clever throwing in the career switch, very clever.


Posted By: bloated

Posted On: Feb 23, 2004
Views: 753
RE: Mars

that dragonmaster guy is a huge nerd. and by the sounds of things is probably homeschooled.


Posted By: Nik Ashmost

Posted On: Feb 23, 2004
Views: 750
RE: Mars

Taken from NASA response to my inquiry regarding Dragonmaster's employment rejection...



We declined hiring Dragonmaster because he has too many issues with spelling.
See: arround, unexepted, carrer, Anyho, govmt., becouse, and exepting.

As this is usually a barrier applicants can overcome, our decision was also based on his compulsive habit of fabricating things about his life. As for his new engine design, please find blueprints available for sale to the general public in this weeks catalog, "Suckers Inc."

Our decision was also immediately come to when he came in with strips of metal glued to his face, we decided he just wasn't NASA material.

Thank You,
NASA


Posted By: c-squirrel

Posted On: Feb 23, 2004
Views: 746
RE: Mars

yeah you little bitch


Posted By: dave

Posted On: Feb 23, 2004
Views: 731
RE: Mars

I would like to see your engine design, I work in the automotive industry and things of the nature compell me, I could take one look at the designs and be able to tell if there is anything to them. Please keep me posted


 

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