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Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Mar 22, 2004
Views: 789
Presidential Decathalon

How about a decathalon of events which would include:
1. Pie eating contest, like the one in Revenge of the Nerds. (The one that raises more money wins)
2. Spelling Bee. (Hey we all want a president that can spell potato correctly, right?)
3. WWF style Wrestling - NON SCRIPTED, ONLY! (No rules)
4. April Fools Contest (They have to play one on each other, if you fall for it, no points)
5. Watermelon seed spitting contest (I know, Southern advantage, but Northerners get the spelling advantage, so calm down!)
6. Blind-folded bowling contest
7. Kissing contest
8. Saturday Night Fever-type dance contest
9. Sandcastle making contest
10. Running - the one that makes it from NY to LA first wins.


Posted By: Superslut

Posted On: Mar 22, 2004
Views: 786
RE: Presidential Decathalon

Number 10 is one **** of a run. Can they hitch-hike?


Posted By: your momma

Posted On: Mar 22, 2004
Views: 782
RE: Presidential Decathalon

sounds like a good idea, but then we'd just have a bunch of Ah-nulds running the country.

"I am sent here from da few-ture to terminate taxes and destroy welfare as ve know it. I vant to be the next gov-ah-nor of Cal-I-Forn-I-A"


Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Mar 22, 2004
Views: 774
RE: Presidential Decathalon

Don't laugh, it's not a tumor! (Kindergarten Kop)
Ya gotta love Arnold! He's cooler than my Governor! I heard mine at a graduation last year, boring...


Posted By: Hmmm

Posted On: Mar 22, 2004
Views: 757
RE: Presidential Decathalon

Although with number 10, you could incorporate your Canonball-Run Style race (since it's a long way to go and a short time to get there - yeah it's part of the theme to "Smokey and the Bandit", but it works).
The trick would be the "choose your weapon" aspect of it, you know like the arcade game Cruisin'. My money would be on whoever chooses the IROC-Z. They'd blow the Le Car right out of the water!


Posted By: Tia H.

Posted On: Mar 23, 2004
Views: 734
RE: Presidential Decathalon

#7 Who gets to judge? Pamela Lee? Paris Hilton? One of the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? Madeline Albright?


Posted By: she's the cheese

Posted On: Mar 24, 2004
Views: 716
RE: Presidential Decathalon

i like it, i like it, and think of the sponsorship opportunities! it'll be a cash cow. we'll have nike sponsoring the race, wwe sponsoring the wrestling, powerbar, coke, and bud are all going to want a piece of the action. (in fact that'll be the eleventh competition, (sorry to ruin the decathalon) whichever president can attract more sponsorship $$ wins the commercial appeal competition. (all proceeds go to the national debt).......... yes, i think democracy and capitalism are reaching a new point in their relationship......


Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Mar 24, 2004
Views: 709
RE: Presidential Decathalon

The kissing contest would be a fundraiser, not based on kissing ability!


Posted By: she's the cheese

Posted On: Mar 24, 2004
Views: 704
RE: Presidential Decathalon

i dunno about that, maybe we should base the kissing contest on ability......... nah, 'cause then we'd end up in the same mess that Bubba got us into!