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Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Mar 29, 2004
Views: 790
Human Torch

That would be so cool to have a torch on your pinky! You would never have to search for matches again! It would come in handy for many uses, such as going to concerts, you wouldn't need a lighter. You could restart your pilot lights, light candles, etc.

You would have to use full-service at the gas pump if it is lit all the time!

Posted By: perv

Posted On: Mar 29, 2004
Views: 789
RE: Human Torch

It would be really bad though when you're taking your girl to third base. hell, second base wouldn't be much fun either.

Posted By: dave

Posted On: Mar 30, 2004
Views: 749
RE: Human Torch

no brotha you got it all wrong. i could just see the convorsation now...

How was your date with dave last night?

oh my god he lit a fire in my ****

oh thats ****in magical.