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Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Apr 19, 2004
Views: 1225
3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

I am a total dog lover, but hate cats and birds are highly annoying! Hopefully, after about a month though, the office would just have 3 dogs!


Posted By: Kiki Dee

Posted On: Apr 19, 2004
Views: 1203
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

Birds are loud, annoying, and they crap all over the place. Cats are quiet, annoying, and they crap all over the place. Haha, just kidding (about the cats, anyway).

All those animals in my little office would SUCK. I'd have to let the cats eat the birds, the dogs eat the cats, and I'd have to leave a peice of raw chicken or something out for the dogs to eat. Ecoli CAN be a good thing, I guess. I like dogs... but not in my office.

(Before I get slammed by PETA for threatening the lives of proverbial animals, I will say the following: I like dogs and would NEVER hurt one. I don't particularly care for cats or birds, but I wish them no harm. As for members of PETA, I'd like to make a reality TV show out of all of them living amongst the wild animals they try to set free: lions, tigers, crocodiles, hyenas, snakes (particularly the Black Mamba... yes, I'm a huge fan of Kill Bill), Aligator Snapping Turtles, and any other deadly animal that is conceivable. PETA SUCKS. I loathe those hypocrite bastards.)


Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Apr 20, 2004
Views: 1182
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

I remember several years ago, Rush Limbaugh served Turkey sandwiches in "PETA" (Pita) bread on his television show because they were giving people crap about eating Turkey on Thanksgiving!

I think it would be awesome to have my dog come to work with me! He is an old Scottish Terrier and would probably just lay down right by my desk all day long! I saw on TV that you can bring your dog to work with you at JOE BOXER!


Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Apr 20, 2004
Views: 1170
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

I'm going to **** the three dogs.


Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Apr 20, 2004
Views: 1169
RE: RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

****'em good.


Posted By: no_one

Posted On: Apr 20, 2004
Views: 1165
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

you do that


Posted By: Aurora

Posted On: Apr 20, 2004
Views: 1161
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

At first blush it would appear that I am not the only one who has a cyber impersonator. Bestiality does not seem the usual topic for beerliquor, but perhaps I’m wrong.


Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1154
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

Yes, you are correct! I'm not into dogs that way and I never do the **** thing, either!


Posted By: Kiki Dee

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1152
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

Be careful, Beerliquor. Don't give him any free hints about your style. He got a lot better at impersonating Aurora after she gave away that she never uses "****"s either.

Isn't sad that this guy has nothing better to do than to study different people's posts, work up profiles on each of them, and begin impersonating them... poorly?

I wonder if Todd has a way to block some of these asses from the site? I know that he's unapproving of random acts of hate, but I don't know if he has any power to do anything about it. Yeah, yeah, free country, free speech, sure. But that means that Todd has the freedom to block ass bags from his site, too. Todd?


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1150
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

Kiki: check my topic "Secure Anonyms". I'm with you. This is really getting annoying.


Posted By: Dr. Zhivago

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1149
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

Also, it really doesn't seem like our novice impersonator is doing much of anything in the way of psychological profiling. He just swears a lot and tries to persuade people to copulate with him.


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1140
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

Yeah i think he needs to go back to impersonation school. doing a thrid rate job. I mean come on now. You try to make it out like your the most devious son of a bizzatch on the world. When all you do is talk under different names about stuff they would never talk about. (aside from DM) I was really starting to think that guy was a doushe.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1134
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

Would it help repair my reptation if I didn't show up here till the 4'th? Mabie if I dont show up for a while then he will leave? (this is so lame)


Posted By: Harry Pillcrusher

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1131
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

I don't know what to tell you man. If I were you, I would secretly start up a new name and then drop some info about swords or food or something....like somewhere in your post. Then we might catch on it's you and the guy that's impersonating you won't catch on because he's a 'dolt' in every sense of the word. Just an option. Resume the 'Dragonmaster' name in 3 weeks just to make the impersonator mad.


Posted By: Kiki Dee

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1128
RE: 3 Dogs, 3 Cats, 3 Birds!

DM, I think it would help your rep a little if you honored your own bet, and didn't come around for a while. You will be missed, though. Even the people who don't like you will miss you. Look at Zhivago. He had a little following of haters, and when he disappeared for a while, people started asking for him. You'll see. Come back in a couple of weeks. Keep reading, though.


(Hint: Pick a new name, and don't talk about dragons, swords, star wars or star trek, cooking, your late girlfriend, or your ill mother and g-ma. In other words: stick to the topics under your new name.)



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