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Posted By: GW

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1114
Do you like Sex?

First impressions are important. Those shoes give off the impression that you don't take care of yourself. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Girls just don't want to end up with a slob.

So you have to ask yourself, "Do I want to get laid?" If not, then, by all means, sport the birks.


Posted By: Stacy

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1111
RE: Do you like Sex?

Don't listen to George Washington there. They look fine.


Posted By: TJ

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1098
RE: Do you like Sex?

Yeah, don't listen to GW, if a girl won't give you the time of day because of your sandals then she's way too shallow for ya. Plus, there are plenty of cute girls out there who wear Birks.


Posted By: GW

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 1065
RE: Do you like Sex?

First impressions, by their very nature, are shallow. They are impressions.


Posted By: Woobsie

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 958
RE: Do you like Sex?

are you joking? those shoes would make me want to have sex with the dude..almost any dude...
earthy guys are HOT
and todd cant go wrong with them


Posted By: ASH

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 869
RE: Do you like Sex?

I, for one, would not have sex with anyone wearing those shoes.


Posted By: no_one

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 833
RE: Do you like Sex?

Who's to say they'd want to have sex with you?


Posted By: some guy

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 818
RE: Do you like Sex?

sandles have nothing to do with dudes getting laid...money does. and well, since you're unemployed and stuff (sorry tOdd)...the sandles wont hurt (or help) you anyway. if that CC deal comes through though, you can wear those sandles and your blue bathrobe and get all the lizadies you want, no problem!


Posted By: Jess

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 806
RE: Do you like Sex?

yes money does help. but if you dont have it, why hurt your chances by sporting birks. might as well throw on a pair of z cavariccis?


Posted By: Fluffybutt

Posted On: Apr 21, 2004
Views: 782
RE: Do you like Sex?

Yeah, I have to say... if we were gonna have sex, you'd have to take your sandals off first.


Posted By: Laurie

Posted On: Apr 22, 2004
Views: 738
RE: Do you like Sex?

LOL! Fluffybutt...yup, he'd have to take the sandals off, first! But I would not take another look at a guy wearing Zs...Birks on the other hand...they don't say sloppy to me! They say "sexy" and "someone with a brain in his head"...not only would I be more likely to have sex with him, but I know I would be likely to want to talk with him afterwards!

Laurie