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Posted By: Reese Witherspoon

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1505
Orgasmic

Who wouldn't want an orgasm every time lighting strikes?!!!


Posted By: Aurora

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1500
RE: Orgasmic

Someone who wants a money tree.


Posted By: FallenDevil

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1488
RE: Orgasmic

Damn right


Posted By: **** U ALL

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1485
RE: RE: Orgasmic

i want a money chair


Posted By: mike

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1466
RE: Orgasmic

I chose orgasmic lighting, but now that I think about it, all you need is one piece of orgasmic lighting and you've got an orgasmic lighting tree.


Posted By: perv

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1449
RE: Orgasmic

you can do that now if you have hands. one will do. all females need are a few fingers.

instant orgasm IS possible.


Posted By: Nik Ashmost

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1437
RE: Orgasmic

I wouldn't want the instant orgasm every time lightning strikes nearby. Just imagine it guys, you're starting to get romantic with your girlfriend on some evening. Lightning strikes outside, and bam. Premature Ejaculation.

No, that would not be good for men. For women perhaps, but not for men.


Posted By: Fluffybutt

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1432
RE: Orgasmic

mike,

how the hell is lightning going to grow on a plant?


Posted By: mike

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1430
RE: Orgasmic

Doesn't matter, fluffybutt...here's how I see it.
You plant the lightning, orgasmic lightning grows, when you need an orgasm, you just pick it and throw it in the air. Viola...everyone around you orgasms! Wow, this would make a great party gift; one of those you could use at the party.


Posted By: Sure

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1424
RE: Orgasmic

That would just ruin anything you wear, since you probably wont suspect it.


Posted By: Aurora

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1422
RE: Orgasmic

Let's just hope you're not in surgery during a thunderstorm. Would hate for your Dr. to have an orgasm and cut something off that he shouldn't have.

I'm also sure that car accidents would increase.

And people may need to carry around a change of underwear if there is a chance of a storm.

And how close would it have to be? It would be pretty embarrassing if you were close enough, but you were just being introduced to someone on the other side of the boundary. I can just see it; you shake their hand and have an orgasm.


Posted By: BakaKage

Posted On: May 16, 2004
Views: 1408
RE: Orgasmic

But if everyone was having them, then its not taboo, or if you see a guy with a huge wetspot in his pants its just "Hey, wheres the storm?"

And i could make a fortune off "P.E. Shorts" (premature ejaculation, keeps you fresh and dry even during the worst of storms)

And if everyone grew money, then our dollars would be worth less than pesos. Some homeless guy cashes his coins in for a 20 spot, then BAM hes as wealthy as everyone else. ANd people would have to spend 24 hours a day 7 days a week growing these plants to ensure that they didn't fall behind. And as for Zero gravity day...make sure no one jumps or they gonna keep floating till thursday. Which would make thursday a VERY bloody street day. Be raining burning corpses reentering the atmosphere. ewww


Posted By: random passer-by

Posted On: May 18, 2004
Views: 1265
RE: Orgasmic

If there were trees that grew anything, there'd be no point to growing money.

Anything you'd want would be in unlimited supply, there'd be no competition for limited resources, ergo Utopia (-ish). Now if there were only so many of these seeds, there could be some horrificly bloody wars over them.

Yeah and 0-g wednesdays, same as above (only everyone would fly into space because the Earth would be spinning still. At least the tabloids could have one day of correctness as they predict tuesday to be everyone's last day before The End.)

Orgasmic lightning? Come on, we're talking ANYTHING growing on a plant here. With no competition, everyone'd be out looking for either spiritual enlightenment or love or pleasure (so again, who needs orgasmic lightning?)

So, with the sound of 2 pennies hitting the bottom of a metal dish, I'm gone.


Posted By: dude

Posted On: May 18, 2004
Views: 1259
RE: Orgasmic

See, it's not about whether or not you can orgasm... it's the sponataneousness. It's an unexpected orgasm, which makes it better, it's not a forced orgasm.


Posted By: BakaKage

Posted On: May 18, 2004
Views: 1256
RE: Orgasmic

Yeah...and even if you try to hold back you cant help it. Thats always fun when you try to hold back (in most cases...it just stops it right out) ALthough i think some of you guys will agree with me that after the 4th or 12th lightning you would be in pain.


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