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Posted By: Nik Ashmost

Posted On: May 17, 2004
Views: 830
The downsides:

Clouds take the shape of people and perform theater in the sky
-entertaining, but the sun would become a strobe if the clouds are moving around that fast. Not to mention the created winds & unpredictable weather.

Touch any tree and it reads you a poem
-Only nice if you like ALL poetry. And what kind of voice would a tree have? Do you want to hear poetry in a shrill-high-pitched-nasal voice?

Snow is warm
-Already exists, It's called summer rain.

When lightning strikes nearby everyone gets an orgasm
-Girls would love it, guys would feel inferior & risk premature ejaculation if trying to get intimate in/near the storm

On Friday nights it rains white wine for an hour
-Can you imagine the drunk driving accidents & underage alchoholism levels?

Hailstorms become marshmallow storms
-would make everybody fat. Ew.

You can snag stars out of the sky and put them in jewelry
-What happens when the stars run out? What happens to all the planets orbiting those stars?

Dogs can talk
-No major consequences. Other than some potentially embarrassing moments.

Zero gravity Wednesdays
-Hope you don't live in a trailer. Or dare to get in your car on a wednesday. Or let your pet outside. Let alone the literal "fallout"(of the sky) that would occur at 12AM Thursday.

If you start clapping, squirrels perform square dances
-Could be fun. Little consequence other than nearby squirrells that happen to be crossing the street when you start clapping.

Birds take song requests
-I'd hate to be forced to listen to birds singing Chingy or Twista or whatever other cruddy top 40 stuff the 12year olds request while I'm within earshot of the bird singing.

Tulips trees everywhere and you can climb up and sit in the flower for peaceful moments
-All good....Until the Bumblebees evolve and grow to the appropriate size for pollenating those Giant Tulips. Hope you aren't sitting in one when THAT bee shows up.

Plant anything and it will grow a plant of that thing
-too many potential bad results to list.

None of that. The world is fine as is.
-No, the world is NOT fine as it is.

This poll is wacked stupid fly.
-is that good or bad? "whacked" = bad "stupid" = bad "fly" = good...so which is it?


Posted By: Steph

Posted On: May 17, 2004
Views: 813
RE: The downsides:

You my dear, are a killjoy.


Posted By: garritt

Posted On: May 17, 2004
Views: 804
RE: The downsides:

yeah.. go ahead and ****ing ruin everything, why dont you. this is why i hate scientists, they take the mystery and fun out of life so people get depressed and shoot themselves.


Posted By: Haha

Posted On: May 17, 2004
Views: 800
RE: The downsides:

Lol, more then half your explinations, are just BS, come on? you can try harder, factual stuff prefered if you're gonna be a kill joy!


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: May 17, 2004
Views: 798
RE: The downsides:

without scientists your ass would still be in england living under a king and you wouldnt even have the ability to come on here and bitch about it. We would all be playing stickball or some ****.

HAHA your so smart. Please inform me as to wich reasons were BS. I didnt seem to find any flaws.


Posted By: BakaKage

Posted On: May 17, 2004
Views: 796
RE: The downsides:

Funny when someone gets on his computer, logs onto the internet, goes to a site that sees thousands of people from all over the world every day, and complains he hates scientists. Ummm...how did you get here then? :P


Posted By: HAHA

Posted On: May 18, 2004
Views: 779
RE: The downsides:

Clouds take the shape of people and perform theater in the sky
-entertaining, but the sun would become a strobe if the clouds are moving around that fast. Not to mention the created winds & unpredictable weather. (Right?, possibility, but very low, because chances arethey wont move that fast, and weather is pretty undpredictable now, and it would be very predictable then, just figure out which play they are doing, and done.)

Touch any tree and it reads you a poem
-Only nice if you like ALL poetry. And what kind of voice would a tree have? Do you want to hear poetry in a shrill-high-pitched-nasal voice. (lol, what voice will they have, ahahaha.)

Snow is warm
-Already exists, It's called summer rain. (Summer rain is warm water... not snow...)

When lightning strikes nearby everyone gets an orgasm
-Girls would love it, guys would feel inferior & risk premature ejaculation if trying to get intimate in/near the storm ( Yea well there are alot worse reasons, and man having sex during thunder storms isn't always the case, a huge number of girs would'nt like it.)

On Friday nights it rains white wine for an hour
-Can you imagine the drunk driving accidents & underage alchoholism levels? ( who can drink in the car, and wh owants to get soaked of it, irrational, and children would'nt be outside if that was the case.)

Hailstorms become marshmallow storms
-would make everybody fat. Ew. ( Who the hell would eat that, or even that much of it, haha very funny.)

You can snag stars out of the sky and put them in jewelry
-What happens when the stars run out? What happens to all the planets orbiting those stars?( Do you know how many stars are in the sky? Then you know that is impossibee.)

Dogs can talk
-No major consequences. Other than some potentially embarrassing moments. (Ok, sure, you got one)

Zero gravity Wednesdays
-Hope you don't live in a trailer. Or dare to get in your car on a wednesday. Or let your pet outside. Let alone the literal "fallout"(of the sky) that would occur at 12AM Thursday.( Yeo that one you got also.)

If you start clapping, squirrels perform square dances
-Could be fun. Little consequence other than nearby squirrells that happen to be crossing the street when you start clapping. (Yea well very few squirrels would die of that.)

Birds take song requests
-I'd hate to be forced to listen to birds singing Chingy or Twista or whatever other cruddy top 40 stuff the 12year olds request while I'm within earshot of the bird singing.( Yep got another one, that would suck)

Tulips trees everywhere and you can climb up and sit in the flower for peaceful moments
-All good....Until the Bumblebees evolve and grow to the appropriate size for pollenating those Giant Tulips. Hope you aren't sitting in one when THAT bee shows up. ( Goes against the laws of evolution of all major branches, and several other laws based around diffrent mutations. This was just crazy)

Plant anything and it will grow a plant of that thing
-too many potential bad results to list. (Yep Yep)

None of that. The world is fine as is.
-No, the world is NOT fine as it is. ( Your opinion)

This poll is wacked stupid fly.
-is that good or bad? "whacked" = bad "stupid" = bad "fly" = good...so which is it?( Its called slang, thus the meaning of the words in context changes, good job at trying to act smart about grammer.)
Dave, you happy now?



Posted By: BakaKage

Posted On: May 18, 2004
Views: 769
RE: The downsides:

Clouds take the shape of people and perform theater in the sky
-entertaining, but the sun would become a strobe if the clouds are moving around that fast. Not to mention the created winds & unpredictable weather. (Right?, possibility, but very low, because chances arethey wont move that fast, and weather is pretty undpredictable now, and it would be very predictable then, just figure out which play they are doing, and done.)*okay, ill grant you that*

Touch any tree and it reads you a poem
-Only nice if you like ALL poetry. And what kind of voice would a tree have? Do you want to hear poetry in a shrill-high-pitched-nasal voice. (lol, what voice will they have, ahahaha.)*what about trees in forests where animals live...do they set it off and the whole forest is noisy as hell?*

Snow is warm
-Already exists, It's called summer rain. (Summer rain is warm water... not snow...)*so would this suggest the melting point of water is higher? Then we would have to drink hot water in order to get sustenance, and have a possibility of the water in our bodies freezing up*

When lightning strikes nearby everyone gets an orgasm
-Girls would love it, guys would feel inferior & risk premature ejaculation if trying to get intimate in/near the storm ( Yea well there are alot worse reasons, and man having sex during thunder storms isn't always the case, a huge number of girs would'nt like it.)*a lot of women already find thunder and lightning erotic, so wouldn't be too bad. Just...sudden surge of sales for condoms*

On Friday nights it rains white wine for an hour
-Can you imagine the drunk driving accidents & underage alchoholism levels? ( who can drink in the car, and wh owants to get soaked of it, irrational, and children would'nt be outside if that was the case.)*sigh**the point is people would put containers out to collect it, including little kids who want to know what alcohol is like...and there is no way to stop it. The point dave was making is having alcohol available to everyone for free makes the chances of its overuse too high*

Hailstorms become marshmallow storms
-would make everybody fat. Ew. ( Who the hell would eat that, or even that much of it, haha very funny.)*yeah...there would just be a LOT of sticky **** on the ground*

You can snag stars out of the sky and put them in jewelry
-What happens when the stars run out? What happens to all the planets orbiting those stars?( Do you know how many stars are in the sky? Then you know that is impossibee.)*the other point he made is valid, the sun is just a star, so each of those stars you pull might have its own solar system which would be thrown into chaos and all the planets would freeze over.*

Dogs can talk
-No major consequences. Other than some potentially embarrassing moments. (Ok, sure, you got one)*and a little more annoyances*

Zero gravity Wednesdays
-Hope you don't live in a trailer. Or dare to get in your car on a wednesday. Or let your pet outside. Let alone the literal "fallout"(of the sky) that would occur at 12AM Thursday.( Yeo that one you got also.)*little kid goes to see how high he can jump. dies from the near vaccuum of space*

If you start clapping, squirrels perform square dances
-Could be fun. Little consequence other than nearby squirrells that happen to be crossing the street when you start clapping. (Yea well very few squirrels would die of that.)*one kid makes a sqirrel dance so his friend can shoot it without it running. or one is balancing precariously on a tree branch. hmm...clap clap dance drop splat*

Birds take song requests
-I'd hate to be forced to listen to birds singing Chingy or Twista or whatever other cruddy top 40 stuff the 12year olds request while I'm within earshot of the bird singing.( Yep got another one, that would suck)*shudders at the thought*

Tulips trees everywhere and you can climb up and sit in the flower for peaceful moments
-All good....Until the Bumblebees evolve and grow to the appropriate size for pollenating those Giant Tulips. Hope you aren't sitting in one when THAT bee shows up. ( Goes against the laws of evolution of all major branches, and several other laws based around diffrent mutations. This was just crazy)*it is possible that over a number of generations the bees might increase in size simply because its available. Fish in a pond are limited to how large they can grow based on the other # of fish and the size of the pond. A larger pond and more food, they grow larger (to an extent per generation) over a few hundred years the bees could reasonable be a few inches long, and even a 2 inch long stinger is enough to scare me ****less*

Plant anything and it will grow a plant of that thing
-too many potential bad results to list. (Yep Yep)*nods*

None of that. The world is fine as is.
-No, the world is NOT fine as it is. ( Your opinion)*generally accepted opinion*

This poll is wacked stupid fly.
-is that good or bad? "whacked" = bad "stupid" = bad "fly" = good...so which is it?( Its called slang, thus the meaning of the words in context changes, good job at trying to act smart about grammer.)*no, i think fly is always considered good...but i guess wacked CAN be used like tight, and stupid as bitchin. none the less...poll pretty lame :P all choices suck*
Everyone happy now?


Posted By: superman

Posted On: May 18, 2004
Views: 759
RE: The downsides:

theres nothing wrong with a boob tree


Posted By: BakaKage

Posted On: May 18, 2004
Views: 756
RE: The downsides:

As in real flesh boobs? so you will hack off a woman's breasts to plant them...and then have flesh decaying like overripened fruit. And what happens before they are ripe? they hard as rocks? they would have a short shelf life then would be...well...disgusting. And what on earth could you possibly do with a boob tree that you cant do with just a woman?


Posted By: garritt

Posted On: May 18, 2004
Views: 754
RE: The downsides:

dear dave,

f u ck off.

(just kidding)

heres the the thing: modernization is cool up to a certain point. Now it's just ****ing obsurd. technology just makes everyone's life "easier" temporarily, so people get fat. and then folks turn around and get a **** job so they can buy more crap and end up not being able to afford it. then we die. what a waste. I mean, Ill admit I buy in to all this stuff like computers and i have a cell phone, but only because in the world today, its pretty ****ing impossible to get on without it. Knowing that we can have all this cool stuff, life's a bore without it. it's stupid and i hate it. so I have to point my finger at someone... (scientists)

the end.