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Posted By: PENIS

Posted On: Jun 3, 2004
Views: 251
PENIS ROBOT

I WANT A ROBOT PENIS!


Posted By: BakaKage

Posted On: Jun 3, 2004
Views: 241
RE: PENIS ROBOT

And of course the bad side is it electrocutes you when it gets wet. and if you try putting any type of cover over it to prevent the shock it overheats and melts it all. Right?


Posted By: dave the joo

Posted On: Jun 4, 2004
Views: 227
RE: PENIS ROBOT

would it not just be easier to have a horses dick the chickys will dig it


Posted By: no_one

Posted On: Jun 4, 2004
Views: 211
RE: PENIS ROBOT

Only loose chicks would want that


Posted By: no_one

Posted On: Jun 4, 2004
Views: 210
RE: PENIS ROBOT

Oops, didn't even mean it the dirty way.


Posted By: some_one

Posted On: Jun 4, 2004
Views: 202
RE: PENIS ROBOT

pig


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 4, 2004
Views: 189
RE: PENIS ROBOT

We already have robot penis' They are called vibrators. They do their job. Unless you want a full male-sex-robot. That will take a while. But for a substitute try this...

1. Get a well hung guy (tuff part)
2. Put him in front of a TV.
3. Give him a few beers with a few things added.
(2 crushed up viagra and 2 sleeping pills)
4. Wait till he goes to sleep.
5. If I have to explain this part, well......
6. He won't complain, he got laid.

Shame it dosent work like that for us guys, well it does, but when a guy does it he should have his balls cut off.


Posted By: BakaKage

Posted On: Jun 4, 2004
Views: 186
RE: PENIS ROBOT

Yeah...i mean...the guy will complain. If they wouldn't nail the chick awake, even drunk...then they would have a problem if they got raped by her (there has to be something wrong so much they wouldn't even tell thier friends) And from what i have heard...most women have thier limits. The average guy will do for a lot of women, anything bigger and it hurts (unless they are as the previous poster mentioned) SO the viagra and some alcohol seems to do well enough. And if you get a guy who isn't all that strong then you can wait till hes drunk and tie him up and gag him. then its fair game.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 5, 2004
Views: 177
RE: PENIS ROBOT

"unless they are as the previous poster mentioned"

Did you mean that it a big one dosent hurt if it's from me, or that I had a small dick.

Just checking.

I'm not going to try to prove my stuff here. If adverage is 6"x1.5" then I'm bigger than that, but not huge. Just girthy.

I didn't know that women had a problem with someone being to big. I wouldent know since I've only been with one, but......whatever.


Posted By: Bakakage

Posted On: Jun 5, 2004
Views: 153
RE: PENIS ROBOT

DM, that is way TMI

*sigh*
i mean Some_guys post about if they are loose...unless a chick is like gaping they have limits.