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| Posted By: bloodninja Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1370 | This is what I did once...lol bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ------------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something |
| Posted By: jeff Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1362 | RE: This is what I did once...lol Ahahaha, that's funny. but i never understood the joy of cyber, how can you type and diddle yourself at the same time? using the mouse and the "joystick" at the same time is hard enough. |
| Posted By: dragonmaster Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1360 | RE: RE: RE: This is what I did once...lol "robe and wizard hat" man, I thought I was screwedup....... Pretending to be a 400yearold wizard? Sad. Gezer sex is just wrong, even for a wizard. |
| Posted By: Jaofdaj Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1358 | RE: This is what I did once...lol once again dragonmaster misses the point |
| Posted By: chainsaw charlie Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1354 | RE: This is what I did once...lol OMG that was the funiest thing this week! |
| Posted By: Aurora Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1352 | RE: This is what I did once...lol This is what you did once? You mean you stole something from a website to pass off as your own, when in reality not only are you not nearly as witty, but a cyber girl wouldnt even be interested in you? http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm |
| Posted By: bloodninja Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1350 | RE: This is what I did once...lol I also posted it on albinoblacksheep.com and numerous other websites, I thought it would be nice to share with you guys, obviously Aurora your an idiot. |
| Posted By: Aurora Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1348 | RE: This is what I did once...lol Nice try, it's obvious you're a thief. Don't go calling someone an idiot if you can't even spell "you're" correctly. |
| Posted By: bloodninja Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1345 | RE: This is what I did once...lol Who gives a **** how I spell something directed twoards someone of no importance? Ahaha. Foolish little guy. |
| Posted By: Aurora Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1342 | RE: This is what I did once...lol No importance? Shows what you know,you must be new. I will have you know I have a lovely little following of people who hate me here. Keep that in mind please when you address me. |
| Posted By: bloodninja Posted On: Jun 16, 2004 Views: 1334 | RE: This is what I did once...lol Well congrats are in order. |
| Posted By: perv Posted On: Jun 17, 2004 Views: 1325 | RE: This is what I did once...lol hey, what website did you chat on? |
| Posted By: no_one Posted On: Jun 17, 2004 Views: 1321 | RE: This is what I did once...lol Yeah, I'm with perv here, what site was that? lol |
| Posted By: no_one Posted On: Jun 17, 2004 Views: 1320 | RE: This is what I did once...lol That post was hilarious by the way...you made my day. |
| Posted By: perv Posted On: Jun 17, 2004 Views: 1313 | RE: This is what I did once...lol Hmmm....you know....it's kind of interesting that Aurora was already familiar with that chat dialogue. What websites have YOU been surfing on lately? ... lol perhaps she's really britneyspears14 or jgirlie3. |
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