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Posted By: Pulped Posted On: Jun 29, 2004 Views: 593	RE: Key a car? All of this pulp fiction talk is makin me hungry for a royal with cheese... And who cares about the owner... as long as you got your 100 bucks, and make sure no one is watching so getting caught is almost impossible
Posted By: Doug Posted On: Jun 30, 2004 Views: 586	RE: Key a car? Hello, little man. Boy I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your Daddy's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell over five years together. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Daddy were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it worked out, I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for ya. This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company ever to make wrist watches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocket watches. Your great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great- grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if some slopeheads gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch UP his ass. Then, he died of disentary, he gimme the watch. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Posted By: perv Posted On: Jun 30, 2004 Views: 578	RE: Key a car? I accidentally keyed my own car once. I was hooking up with this ridiculously hot girl with great cans one night on the top of my Chevelle out in the woods, and my keys must have been in my back pocket. We go at it for a good half hour, 45 minutes....german porn style (crazy). As we're putting our clothes back on, I look over and the entire hood is majorly scratched up. Cost a little over a grand to fix! Add the cost of the girl, and that night was way expensive. Best $1800 I ever spent though.
Posted By: Doug Posted On: Jun 30, 2004 Views: 576	RE: Key a car? I digress... Perv has found the ONE acceptable time to scratch a car. I mean after all, most the girls I date are only doing because of my sweet ride, unscratched ride. Amen, brother.
Posted By: Matt Posted On: Jul 1, 2004 Views: 564	RE: Key a car? I think perv is thirteen year old stephild.
Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Jul 2, 2004 Views: 556	RE: Key a car? My first car was totaled by the inshurance company a few months ago. I was coming home from taking my mom and grandmother to a doctors appointment. On the way home a guy pulled into my lane and hit us head on. I turned slightly to the right and when he hit the airbag came out on my side. Mom and grandmother were ok but he hit my side. Even with the airbag, I broke the stering columb. His inshurance said that they would pay for the damages, untill they found out that it was a 1991 Plymouth Acclaim with a few changes. (If you have one put one size bigger tires on it. it makes it handle better) They said that the damages werent as much as the car was worth. Bull****. they gave me and mom 1,500 for the car. The damages where only 800. I'll have to buy another one day...... A V6, great sound, fast but dosent look like it, and great mpg. It was 13 years old and 160,000miles but it still ran great. even still spined out at the light........ Anyway, I almost had enuf saved up to get a new paint job on the thing. It was keyed by someone that didn't like me kicking them out of the theater that I used to work at. They were setting off sparklers. what was I supposed to do?
Posted By: Doug Posted On: Jul 2, 2004 Views: 553	RE: Key a car? That sucks, Dragonmaster. I'm definately surprised you had a Dodge vehicle that ran for so many miles. My first car was a Plymouth too, but I blew the tranny and engine on it at 95,000. $1500 is BS amount of money for an insurance company to give someone. I've always had this theory that there should be a minimum payment that an insurance company should give customers for totalled vehicles, but I guess that wouldn't make sense because I could then go out and crash a car I bought for $500 and take the minimum for profit. Anyway like I said, you can't put a value on someone's car. I have a new Nissan right now and the thing is sweet. If I were you, I would look into buying a used one. It might benefit you to use the $1500 as a downpayment on a decent used car (from a dealer) with a warantee instead of trying to find a replacement for your Acclaim. You never know what kind of person drove the car before. Post 1998 Nissan's and pretty much any Toyota you get will last you 150,000 miles plus if properly cared for. That's how I would go about it.
Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Jul 2, 2004 Views: 550	RE: Key a car? I got a Playouth neon. it's from the last year they made them. It has dodge parts. the Acclaims where made by crysler. There new cars are pretty sweet. but i still want a Acclaim. If I can afford to get that as a seccond car, i'll be able to get it fixed up. new engine, interior, and paint. it'll be my weekend driver for a few years then I'll be taking it to car shows.
Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jul 3, 2004 Views: 546	RE: Key a car? Haha...well....yeah....I suppose if you did get caught they really wouldn't give you much time to go buy them some Canary yellow paint....and I cant run very fast. F***!
Posted By: Doug Posted On: Jul 6, 2004 Views: 534	RE: Key a car? Yeah I wouldn't mind having one of those 300 Hemi's. The thing looks like a Bentley and it goes like hell.

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