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Posted By: A Cunning Linguist

Posted On: Aug 1, 2004
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cool speeches

what would be cool was if the candidates like, smoked like, 8 jointsbefore hand so the audince got to see their REAL side. plus it would be freakin hilarious.

Posted By: DM

Posted On: Aug 1, 2004
Views: 588
RE: cool speeches

Dave Barry (a humor columnist) suggested that we inject all political candidates with sodium pentothal before conferences and debates. That way, instead of telling all the special interest groups that they wanted to fight for them and do exactly what they wanted them to, even if one group's needs contradicted another's. With sodium pentothal corsing througha a candidate's veins, you'd get exchanges like this:

Farmer: Mr. Whatever, I'd like to know where you stand on ethanol.

Candidate: I'll tell you where you can stick your ethanol.....

Great stuff. Dave Barry rocks.