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| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1255 | Other things not to say..... So, I was at a friends house one night. I was trying to play match maker by hooking one of my female friends up with my best guy friend. He totally had her wrapped around his finger, he was SOOO CLOSE to having her. So, she's talking to him online and I'm reading over her shoulder, and he types, "You have the number one thing I look for in a girl...." Cayla turns to me and says "That's the sweetist thing i've ever heard! I'll take him" And then, he proceded to type, "A nice-ass body!!!!! Oh...and your personality is great too." I have never been that ashamed of anyone. The sad thing is, I dont think he'll ever learn. |
| Posted By: dragonmaster Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1235 | RE: Other things not to say..... At least he was honest. That gets some points. |
| Posted By: DM Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1216 | RE: Other things not to say..... I hate to break it to this female friend of yours, but the body is ALWAYS the first thing a guy notices and cares about. We like personalities too, but if any guy says that looks don't matter, only personality, he's a liar. |
| Posted By: Dragomaster Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1211 | RE: Other things not to say..... Looks arent the first thing. It's brains for me. Then looks. If there is nothing in the head then why bother? You'd end up with someone like Jessica Simpson. Thats a bad thing. |
| Posted By: koonkilleR Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1208 | RE: Other things not to say..... hey dude what the fu*k is wrong with jessica simpson? she is awesome!!! huge cans and sweet body! and stupid enough that you can just stick in her mouth when she is being bad... doesn't get better than that! o and she rich!!! ultimate package! |
| Posted By: saintboyce Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1187 | RE: Other things not to say..... I'm sorry, but I'd much rather have someone who looked terrible, but who actually had a brain in their head (I'm much more of an intellectual, hehe). I prefer being with someone who I can talk to about things other than clothes and Britney Spears (shudder). Seriously, dude, how could you be with a chick who doesn't even know what buffalo wings are? Just remember: once you get older, almost everyone turns ugly, especially all the really hot girls who tan all the time. It's true! So then you'll have an ugly wife who's dumber than a box of rocks. (Although the rich part might help, haha). ;) Besides, not having a smoking-hot wife means that she won't really care about you being less-than-hot either. Which is always a good thing... |
| Posted By: saintboyce Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1185 | RE: Other things not to say..... I really doubt the "wisdom" of someone with a racially-motivated online name. (I'm too tired to think of any good reference about you liking blond, blue-eyed girls right at the moment, so let's just leave it at that). |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1177 | RE: Other things not to say..... Jessica Simpson and Tuna of the Sea. |
| Posted By: saintboyce Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1174 | RE: Other things not to say..... "Chicken of the sae is chicken. Hey, wait, it says it's tuna. Maybe it's some kind of weird hybrid, or an alien experiment gone horribly wrong... Okay, well, it tastes like tuna..." Oi! hahaha! |
| Posted By: TK Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1157 | RE: Other things not to say..... i would bang jessica simpson any day! |
| Posted By: bobafet Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1137 | RE: Other things not to say..... TK, didn't you say you were going to high school? I would wait a couple of years and let my thing grow a bit before even dreaming of banging a woman decently. |
| Posted By: raVen_image Posted On: Aug 22, 2004 Views: 1113 | RE: Other things not to say..... Or at least until his balls drop |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Aug 23, 2004 Views: 1027 | RE: Other things not to say..... Nothing wrong with sex during highschool. TK, if you could pull it off, I'd bow to you. |
| Posted By: Joni Posted On: Aug 23, 2004 Views: 1020 | RE: Other things not to say..... sex with a 14 yr old boy? God, I would pass! |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Aug 23, 2004 Views: 994 | RE: Other things not to say..... Who was 14 in highschool? And hey, if you're a 14 year old girl, that wouldnt be too bad of a deal, disregarding the fact that no fourteen year old boy would be able to stop himself from blowing his load in 3 seconds, but would a 14 year old girl really notice the difference? |
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