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Posted By: Dark_Mage

Posted On: Jan 3, 2005
Views: 812
How to Handle Keith Mayes without getting ****ed

1) Just ignore him.
2) Erase this site and forget about it.
3) If someone asks you who was Keith Mayes, say nothing to not spread word.
~Dark_Mage


Posted By: Martial_Artist

Posted On: Jan 3, 2005
Views: 806
RE: How to Handle Keith Mayes without getting ****ed

Dark_mage: lol


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Jan 3, 2005
Views: 801
RE: How to Handle Keith Mayes without getting ****

Hi All powerful Tkers,

Good idea, erase this site.
Are you going to erase it by using your paranormal powers?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh this is so scary.

Why don't you just run along and spend a couple of months practising moving a psi wheel?

You may need to brush up a bit on your focus, or maybe meditate some more, or channel your chi, or tune into earth energies, change the molecular structure at the quantum level, or eat more spinach.

Don't worry though, if you are out of practice and the poor little psi wheel refuses to move for you today (are you thinking pure positive thoughts? Don't want to upset it) then just read my idiots guide on how to do it.
And not just do it, get world class at it!

Any problems with your TK, don't hesitate to ask the Master.
BTW, I will not delete your comments, or edit them to suit my purpose, unlike some crap website we all know.
Hell, I will not even ban you for daring to question the great and powerful me!

Damn, I'm good to all of you sad bastards

love and kisses
Keith



Posted By: The Last Random Hero

Posted On: Jan 3, 2005
Views: 800
RE: How to Handle Keith Mayes without getting ****ed

Hahaha! Dark Mage you crack me up! Keith asks, what TK stunt can you pull that he can't do with physics, and this is your response!

You are hilarious oh oh stop, no go one, write some more please you're a classic!


Posted By: Dark_Mage

Posted On: Jan 6, 2005
Views: 750
RE: How to Handle Keith Mayes without getting ****

**** off Keith! I will be smarter and more powerful then you will ever be. Not because I do TK, no. The reason is because i use my common sense in things and I dont act like a bitchy child. You really need to grasp reality. Just face it Keith, we're just better then you in EVERY WAY!


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Jan 8, 2005
Views: 739
RE: How to Handle Keith Mayes without getting ****

Relax, take a happy pill.
Al this anger and stress could damage your chi and fcuk up your TK.


Posted By: Astori

Posted On: Jan 10, 2005
Views: 728
RE: How to Handle Keith Mayes without getting ****ed

Hey all
LOL, i just love to see these forums.
I laugh a lot with them.
And hey dark, just chill man, keith doesnt believe in tk, ok, fine. you do, ok, fine.
i do too, ok, very fine.
Dark, i know that for someone to say tk isnt real is just like someone saying you cant ride a bike (for us.)
And for keith, someone who says tk is real should read his articles, get real, blah blah blah.
we should just respect each other opinions.
but you have to face the truth man, keith´s got a great big article full of proof of why tk isnt real, and why he doesnt believe in it.
and you and i got nothing but our words and some questionable proof. it sucks, doesnt it?
well, keith says its just his opinion like 100 times on his article, and it is.
he spent so much time prooving all his points, and doing all that research and experiments, you gotta give him some credit.

oh, and just for the record: i believe in tk, and your article must have discoureaged a lot of newbies; thats just the only aspect i dont like about this website


Posted By: Peter Flack

Posted On: Jun 25, 2005
Views: 625
RE: How to Handle Keith Mayes without getting ****ed

Go ahead, ignore him, see if he goes away.


 

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