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Posted By: Gameshow Host

Posted On: Jun 5, 2005
Views: 862
How Keith Can Get a Life

Hello Keith, you're on the world famous gameshow, How Keith Can Get a Life!!!

The phone lines are open, and ready to hear things that Keith can do besides nag TKers all day long.

First, I'll give my suggestion.

Taking this from an earlier post:
"Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee,

Nick & ET. What a hilarious double act you two make. The pair of you think you are being so smart! Absolutely hilarious, simply unbelievably hilarious! The pair of you should go on the stage, at least that way you would get paid for making fools of yourself."

Ok, now that, is funny. Keith, you seriously should think about becoming a stand-up comedian.

That one paragraph made my day :D




Next Caller!


Posted By: Zack

Posted On: Jun 6, 2005
Views: 854
RE: How Keith Can Get a Life


Mostly all new discoveries start with someone being bashed by a skeptic. So to be honest, Keith would be doing a public service.

"Oh, you cannot split an atom in half! It is simply..." BOOM!!!!


Posted By: Zack

Posted On: Jun 6, 2005
Views: 852
RE: How Keith Can Get a Life

> Game show host

I forgot, I have to say some bad words.

You cannot host a game show even if your mother was Vana White. Your system is pathetic. The little girls are even booing you. You are the opposite of Grade A.

Sorry :-(


Posted By: Gameshow Host

Posted On: Jun 6, 2005
Views: 848
RE: How Keith Can Get a Life

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Posted By: Peter Flack

Posted On: Jun 7, 2005
Views: 843
RE: How Keith Can Get a Life

Games are for players, shows are for audiences. You win or lose. You first "don't know" - then you are entertained by the end of it all. To "get" a life Mr.Gameshow host, is not something Keith does when he "has" the life. You make up your own rules, you play, and you win or lose. I only see YOU play. I think your a loser. If Keith 'nagged', I figure I would know by now. Don't play games, and be a loser. Think. If there are two "Keith Mayes"s on the site, one doesn't know how to get a life. They are a worse loser than you are.


Posted By: Peter Flack

Posted On: Jun 7, 2005
Views: 842
RE: How Keith Can Get a Life

He hasn't nagged me yet. He insulted me with the words "chicken feed" and I wanted it booted off the first page. How is it you think he nags anyone with real telekinesis anyway? The point is to prove there is one. ( The only one ) proven to have it. If Keith knew you had it, he wouldn't nag you. I think someway or another, he has the life he wanted. So why go for the prize right? What do you care, man... ........You get a life.


Posted By: Peter Flack

Posted On: Jun 7, 2005
Views: 837
RE: How Keith Can Get a Life

Within zero, there is the power to shatter the framework of logic.


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Sep 6, 2005
Views: 711
RE: How Keith Can Get a Life

Keith has no life. Its plain an obvoius to us all. This crap is fun.


Posted By: Mendoza

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 709
RE: How Keith Can Get a Life

That Peter Flacks is crazy.

I just read all of his posts and now I feel like killing every philosopher I see.

Is he even a philosopher or is he just some weird college student that decided he understands everything and everyone? Does anyone care enough to try making sense of his posts, because I don't.

I kind of believe in TK and other "abilities", but haven't tested them myself yet.(Which means I'm going to, not like other posters.(Is this the correct word for people who post on message boards?))


 

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