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| Posted By: Aprentice Posted On: Sep 4, 2006 Views: 853 | Jedi Council Guys, ok I was woundering if there's a Jedi Master who may be willing to let me into the academy. Now I know that you guys say your just using telekinesis. But don't worry, I know the truth. I know that you guys are actually using the force. And that Jedi's are real... And so I was woundering if you guys could accept me into the Jedi Academy to become a padawan? Please? |
| Posted By: The Dark Force Posted On: Sep 4, 2006 Views: 852 | RE: Jedi Council You would first have to learn how to spell wondering. Only then could we allow you to begin your journey that will lead you to the all powerful force known throughout the universe as 'the wife'. |
| Posted By: Placebo Posted On: Sep 5, 2006 Views: 843 | RE: Jedi Council But first you'll need to step away from your computer, and find a girl. |
| Posted By: Sum jedi named dav Posted On: Sep 6, 2006 Views: 836 | RE: Jedi Council Listen young one to enter our ranks you must first pass the test of faith. Go to the top of the tallest building you can find, then throw yourself off. Either that or grow up... your choice. |
| Posted By: The real TK Posted On: Sep 6, 2006 Views: 833 | RE: Jedi Council OK I just know you are all gonna ridicule me but I do know TK - see to all us London Taxi drivers it's "The Knowledge" which we call TK |
| Posted By: Woodpecker Posted On: Sep 6, 2006 Views: 830 | RE: Jedi Council Now that is probably the smartest post yet! :D |