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Posted By: Woodpecker

Posted On: Dec 25, 2006
Views: 804
Happy Christmas!

Hello, a very Merry Christmas to Keith and everyone on these boards!

Woodpecker


Posted By: Sa'alyg

Posted On: Dec 25, 2006
Views: 802
RE: Happy Christmas!

And a very merry late Hannukah to all the Jewish folks!


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Dec 25, 2006
Views: 799
RE: Happy Christmas!

And to you Woodpecker, and everyone else, merry Christmas and happy new year.
To all other faiths and non-faiths I wish the same good intentions.


Posted By: Placebo

Posted On: Jan 9, 2007
Views: 784
RE: Happy Christmas!

A bit late, but ...

Good day to all.

I wanted to send you a holiday greeting, but it is so difficult in
today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So
I met with my lawyer colleague yesterday, and on his advice I wish to
say the
following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday,
practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make our country great (not to imply that South Africa is
necessarily greater than any other
country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.

Lotsa Luv


Posted By: Placebo

Posted On: Jan 9, 2007
Views: 783
RE: Happy Christmas!

Eh. You can replace 'South Africa' with 'your country'


Posted By: Keith Mayes

Posted On: Jan 9, 2007
Views: 781
RE: Happy Christmas!

LOL!
LOL!
LOL!
Brilliant!!!!


 

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