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Posted By: yutyutuy Posted On: Sep 16, 2004 Views: 751	is lil jon #1 **** no
Posted By: Sneaky Penguin Posted On: Sep 16, 2004 Views: 735	RE: is lil jon #1 As i've said before cant spell crap without rap
Posted By: TK Posted On: Sep 17, 2004 Views: 723	RE: is lil jon #1 **** YOU, I LIKE LIL JON, ****ERS!
Posted By: Sneaky Penguin Posted On: Sep 18, 2004 Views: 718	RE: is lil jon #1 My favorite oxymoron is "rap music" and tk that better have been a joke
Posted By: TK Posted On: Sep 18, 2004 Views: 716	RE: is lil jon #1 No, it wasnt a joke! lil jon rules!
Posted By: Sneaky Penguin Posted On: Sep 18, 2004 Views: 714	RE: is lil jon #1 Wow he can yell random short words that normal people use in everyday langue I should be so lucky as to be as talented as lil john
Posted By: Sneaky Penguin Posted On: Sep 18, 2004 Views: 713	RE: is lil jon #1 Modern rap music - There used to be a time when rap music was a bunch of street-smart ghetto people belting out rhythmic rhymes and dancing in the street for no real reason while uptight white people in business suits walked by, gave them disapproving glances, and slowly shook their heads in a very frustrated manner. Now rap music has completely erased its two only positive features, the rapping and the streets, and replaced them with this ****ty "stream of consciousness" type of rapping where the black guy seems to just randomly say **** to a beat inside his head which arbitrarily speeds up and slows down depending on his bowel movements and the position of the moon. Rapping isn't even "rapping" anymore, it's just talking really loudly while a drum loop cycles in the background and a few female vocalists randomly emerge from the shadows to moan "oooh" and "ahhh" while mashing their plastic tits together and swinging their giant asses through the air like a couple of Hefty garbage bags full of grits shot from a cannon. Hell, even the damn streets are gone from rap these days, replaced by Hollywood mansions, fast cars, and a posse of bucktoothed black guys wearing $600 college basketball t-shirts and $400 jeans. You'd think rappers could afford some rhythm lessons with all the cash they make from standing on stage and holding a microphone with one hand while spastically gesticulating towards the audience with the other for two hours, but no, all they do is spend their money on new jewelry for their teeth. Maybe all the precious metals in their gum lines prevent them from actually rapping to any discernable beat. www.somethingawful.com
Posted By: TK Posted On: Sep 18, 2004 Views: 708	RACISM SUCKS! Dude, stop talkin like a racist! african-americans arent the only ones who like to rap, man! there is plenty of white rappers out there! if theres one thing i just cant stand, its racism. I HATE RACISM!