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| Posted By: Bob Sanders Posted On: Sep 27, 2004 Views: 510 | Sorry about brining it up again Every year 79 percent of American teenagers go to the prom. Of those teens 90 percent end up banging in the backseat of a 1998 Toyota Corrola that contains roughly six months worth of fast food restaurant bags and cola cans. 50 percent of these kids end up getting pregnant, usually the girl, and have to decide whether or not to get an abortion or give birth to a future Weekend Web star. The debate over abortion is generally devided into three factions, the pro-choice folks, the pro-life folks, and the Huns. Pro-life advocates believe that retarded babies that will someday grow up to stab me in the face with a broken liquor bottle should be given birth to by people who have already stabbed me in the face with a broken liquor bottle. Pro-choice advocates believe that a good fall down the stairs never hurt anyone. The answer lies somewhere in the middle, and that is, of course, get a ****ing job. The fact that you have time to organize pro-choice and pro-life rallies and blow up abortion clinics with crudely-made homemade explosives worries me. Maybe if you dedicated your life to something other than telling other people what to do with their bodies you'd get laid yourself. And then you might know what it's like to take your girlfriend to McDonald's to buy her a post-abortion Egg McMuffin before you run the **** out of there with your freedom. |
| Posted By: faithanddevotion Posted On: Sep 27, 2004 Views: 509 | RE: Sorry about brining it up again ***"50 percent of these kids end up getting pregnant, usually the girl,"**** USUALLY the girl?!?! By Gumby!! You mean there's another option?!?! Sorry, but this was way too funny to not respond to... |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Sep 27, 2004 Views: 506 | RE: Sorry about brining it up again Why do we keep bringing up abortion? Go to www.penny-arcade.com and argue about it there. |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: Sep 28, 2004 Views: 467 | RE: Sorry about brining it up again Well, there was this movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger where they figured out how to make men pregnant. But that was just a movie. |
| Posted By: no_one Posted On: Sep 28, 2004 Views: 463 | RE: Sorry about brining it up again What do the Huns do? I'm dating one. I'm interested to know lol. |