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Posted By: jack handey

Posted On: Oct 4, 2004
Views: 517
deep thought

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."


Posted By: Jack

Posted On: Oct 5, 2004
Views: 502
RE: deep thought

Quite so.
But where is the green parrot?


Posted By: Granny K [via Jack Handy]

Posted On: Oct 5, 2004
Views: 483
RE: deep thought

If you happen to be walking past a live volcano and drop your keys, don't go looking for them, because they're gone, brother.

JH


 

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