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Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Oct 28, 2004
Views: 747
Odd Compliment

I was standing in line waiting to place my order for lunch the other day, and this girl Alecia whom I used to be close friends with randomly comes up to me. We rarley talk anymore.

She says "David... you look like you've lost a lot of weight..."

I reply "Yeah...I know."

She says "I really don't like it."

"Why not?"

"Because your ass has changed... and I used to really like gazing at it... but.... it's different... it's just not the same ass that I've been looking at all these years..."

An odd ego boost if ever there was one.


Posted By: guy that speaks dutch

Posted On: Oct 29, 2004
Views: 726
RE: Odd Compliment

what the hell? how retarded is that